Apr 4, 2018
Heavy, wearing Medic's glasses: How do I look?
Medic, squinting: I have no idea.
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Heavy, wearing Medic's glasses: How do I look?
Medic, squinting: I have no idea.
Medic: Why are you rescuing me?
Scout: Because it's the right thing to do.
Medic: …You need a healer.
Scout: I need a healer.
Soldier: A fly flew into my ear. I think it’s eating my brain.
Medic: It’s going to starve.
Medic: Care to sit? I'm sure you'd like to take some weight off your cloven hooves.
Administrator: Calling me the devil? How original, Mister Ludwig.
Medic: Actually, I was calling you a goat. You goat.
Pauling: Now we’re going to end the nature talk with a very big snake– *opens bag to reveal a large ball python*
Soldier: *screaming with excitement*
Pauling: Yes she is very big, does anyone know where ball pythons are from?
Scout: The woods!!
Pauling: ... Yes, they do like the woods where they’re from. It’s a very big continent. Who knows what continent you find them on?
Pyro: HuhHUN (The sun!!)
Pauling: That’s … in space, so no
Soldier: Earth!!!
Pauling: Yes … that’s definitely the planet they and we are on! The snake is from the same place giraffes and lions are from …
Soldier and Scout: The zoo!!!!
Pauling: A continent is–
Medic. deadpan: It’s where Wakanda is
Scout, Pyro, and Soldier: AFRICA
Medic: Bye, Heavy, love you! Bye, Pyro, love you! Bye, Spy, love you! Bye, Engie, love you! Bye Demo, love you! Bye Solider, love you! Bye Sniper, love you!
Medic: …bye, Scout.
Scout: Ouch.
Medic: I'm cold
Heavy: Here take my jacket
Demo: .. I'm cold too
Engie: What?! *takes off his jacket* I told you to bring more layers, but of course you didn't listen *piles scarves on him* and now I have to make sure you don't FREEZE to death. *puts several hats on him* How long have you been cold, you should've told me sooner?
Demo: *Underneath all the layers of clothing* Thanks Hun
Medic: I like my women like I like my men
Medic: that's it. that's the joke
Medic: I'm pan.