#source: me

[k-9teeth]

antis consuming proship content when nobody is looking

[fivedrinksamy]

Shane: Ilya, I need to tell you something

Ilya: *chuckling* hollander, I know you're gay, we already talked about it

Shane: No, this time it's something different. I think I might have autism

Ilya: oh my god

Shane: What?

Ilya: you can't be doing this the second time

Shane: YOU KNEW?

Ilya: you didn't? I was sure you did

[thepitt-incorrect]

Santos: I don't care what you say about this next shift, Robby, but I need Whitaker there.

Robby: Just because the two of you have some weird emotional attachment to each other doesn't mean you have priority on shift scheduling.

Santos: It's illegal to take my emotional support queer away from me.

[waterfire1848]

[ Based on TikTok video. ]

Celine: Girls…why did you go to Mexico?

Zoey: The World Cup!

Rumi: And it’s good for fans to see us just relaxing and having fun. Helps them not just see us as rich idols.

Celine: Okay…while I don’t disagree with that I would like to know who’s idea it was to go to a bar, for Rumi to get on Mira’s shoulders while Zoey is on a chair as you three lip sync to Gangnam Style.

Rumi:

Zoey:

Mira:

Celine:

Mira: Would you believe us if we said Rumi?

[percabethconvos]

Chiron: You two keep yourselves busy while I'm gone

Percy: We will

Chiron: And please stay out of trouble

Annabeth: We can't do both

[zoologica42]

Twitching my ear at u

[alien-slushie]

Batman: Where have you been?

Phantom: Hell. *looks at Constantine* Satan says "Hi." by the way.

Constantine: Ugh, I told him to leave me alone!

[ladyluxorambles]

Chief Bogo: listen, I’m glad you two resolved your issues, but being good partners doesn’t necessarily mean you have to be together all the time.

Nick, holding Judy, who’s sitting in his lap: don’t know what you’re talking about, chief.