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Scout: How the fuck do people just stay motivated their entire lives? What drives you? I got out of bed once and I’ve been exhausted ever since.

Sniper: You need to learn to hate life to the point where you want to get revenge on existence itself.

Pauling: *banging on door* Sniper, open up!

Sniper: It all started when I was eleven…

Pauling: No, I meant-

Demo: Let him finish

Sniper: Step 1, be straight.

Spy: *walks by*

Sniper: Failed step 1.

Scout: People who sleep with socks on are weird.

Soldier: People who sleep are weird.

Sniper: People are weird.

Demo: People.

Engineer: What are you, 5?

Sniper: *snorts* Yeah, 5 heads taller than you

Engineer:

Sniper:

Sniper: I’m sorry please don’t kill me

Sniper: I love you

Spy: Good choice

Sniper: Fuck you

Spy: Better choice

Sniper: Is Spy your real name, darlin'?

Spy: No, that would be absurd.

Sniper: Then what is it?

Spy: We’re not there yet.

Sniper: We’re not at NAMES?

Scout: Hey, Snipes, how's it going today, buddy! *Finger guns*

Sniper: Fucking pull the trigger, you coward.

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