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Some concept art for Crystalspark

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Humansparks' Incorrect Quotes pt 4

#10

Shayla: I'm a morosexual, I'm attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively.😑

Maryt: How'd you figure that out?🤨

Shayla: Bumblebee asked me what the Spanish word for taco was, I all I wanted to do was smother him in kisses.😑

#11

Bumblebee: Can I try and rizz you up, please?🥹

Shayla: Um, sure?🤨

*Bumblebee falls on his knees*

Bumblebee: PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE!😭

#12

Skyfire: Starscream is my sweetspark.🥰

Ratchet: Your sweetspark treats the Genova Conversation like it's a checklist.😮‍💨

[jazzyshavonne]

Humansparks' Incorrect Quotes pt 2

#4

*Optimus rising from the dead for the umpteenth time*

Megatron: I thought you were dead!👀

Optimus: My death was greatly exaggerated.🙂

#5

*Crystalspark holding Naomi like a kitten*

Crystalspark: You're one of my best friends. If I'm dying you're dying with me, ain't no choice.😖

#6

*Ratchet finds out Crystalspark has a crush on Groundquake*

Ratchet: You are grounded for.........till college.😠

Crystalspark: For till college!?😱

Ratchet: FOR TILL COLLEGE!🤬

[jazzyshavonne]

Humansparks' Incorrect Quotes pt 1

#1

Optimus: Back in my day we use to take trains, now that was classy.😤

Crystalspark: Sure Prime, trapped in a moving closet-size room for mega-cycles with you and Ironhide and his smelly cigars, arguing about who was Kaon's most attractive female gladiator; Chromia or Elita-1.😒

Optimus: Ooh, Elita-1.🥰

Crystalspark: OKAY Prime!

#2

*Crystalspark passes by*

Groundquake: 😍

Lockdown: What are you doing, you big oaf?🤨

Groundquake: She's pretty.😍

Lockdown: And you're ugly, now let's get to work.😮‍💨

#3

*Ratchet holding sparkling Crystalspark*

Ratchet: I didn't understand why bots cared about their dumb sparkling, until I got a dumb sparkling. I only had Crystalspark for a solar-cycle and a half, but if anything happens to her, I'll offline everybot in this room than myself.😑

Pharma: Ooh very violent, I like that.🤭

[robo-hell]

allisticsoundwave replied to your post “allisticsoundwave replied to your post “allisticsoundwave replied...”

this is. True Art. incredible

also i relate to the one where cyclonus says "naruto sucks"... i forget how rodimus i am

y ells thank you!!//

rodimus doesnt actually know much abt anime and just watches whatever drift does and comments on everything,,

drift has stacks upon stacks of anime in their room,,, so much anime,,as well as like,,,,,,weird spiritual cds or smth and new age music like where do they even get this much stufg