#tfonss

[critjuice]

Bro's before Ho's with Gub

Tom/Gub: "I take a swig and then toss my flask to..."

DM: "Dovana?"

Tom: "to..."

DM: "The Princess?"

Tom: "to... uh, Doc."

LATER

Princess: "Wait a minute, there's not enough room for everyone on the boat."

Gub: "Princess, it was nice knowing you, you're really sweet..."