Crit Juice

This tumblr contains language intended for a mature audience. Crit Juice is a podcast and video series following professional actors & comedians playing Dungeons and Dragons while under the influence. Full Website: http://www.critjuice.com

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SIMPLE (Episode 013)

Brian: Chase gets to attack. Where do I find his damage?

Cook: Let's throw this over to Ryan.

Ryan Gaul: Just do the math, bud!

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Kurtis Wiebe from Rat Queens is our special guest for some D&D 5E! www.twitch.tv/critjuice

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TONIGHT! Just 4 Hours Away!

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Kurtis Wiebe from Rat Queens is our special guest for some D&D 5E! www.twitch.tv/critjuice

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Tune on in!

[betterlegends]

I’m terrible at/never use Twitter. So I hope @critjuice doesn’t mind if I post this SUPER SECRET LEAK of the character sheet I designed for them on Tumblr. It’s the one thats in the background. I’m very excited for the big reveal.

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We don’t mind at all! They’re super awesome!

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Don't miss out on #TheBardsChallenge! Come up with a theme song for our stream and get some sweet lute... er... loot!

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Through mic issues (they go away at 01:09:47), drunkeness, and a new gaming system, we bring you an unedited an unapologetic look at Crit Juice live.

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CRIT JUICE

Found what has become literally my favorite podcast ever. The guys at Crit Juice are doing it right. I wait with baited breath for each episode, and they have me hooked. Gub is the reason I’m playing a dragonborn in my new campaign. #dungeonsanddragons Keep it up, guys!!!  P.S. Can we rent David out by the hour to come DM one of our sessions? 

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Awwwwwwwwwe shucks.  We’re glad you’re enjoying!

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Help us wish a happy birthday to Justin O—the amazing artist who has helped bring all of our 5E characters to life. Find out more about all of them by tuning into our first livestream Thursday night at 8pm Pacific.

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DM: Thunderblood is one of the largest, oldest, and most powerful nations.

Daniel: Let's say that one more time for the listeners...

Everyone groans.

DM: Thunderblood is one of the largest, oldest, and most powerful nations.

Daniel: Mmm mmm mmm!

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Does anyone else find it perfect that Arience's mount, the Sable Fox, is a polar opposite to the Prismatic Hare of Dar'jjeeki?

We definitely do!

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I want to buy merchandise.

http://www.redbubble.com/people/critjuice/shop/t-shirts?ref=artist_shop_product_refinementSorry we were away from tumblr for a bit <3

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Turning on Robots (Episode 013)

Princess: Why are those statues alive?

Dar'Jjeeki: They saw Doc's boner, and it got all wound up!

Princess: Oh no!

Dar'Jeeki: I KNOW!

Princess: I don't like him!

Dar'Jjeeki: Few people do. Check out our twitter!

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Crit Juice is my new "fandom"

I haven’t been so excited for anything like tv or anime in a long time.  Now I find myself just getting all excited with Crit Juice instead.

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We gladly take on this responsibility. Keeping you jazzed since, 2012!

[iamjustino]

Just a little warm up from today of Wolf from critjuice! Those guys are seriously some of the best and funniest guys around and I listen to them I have a really late work night session.

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Justin is seriously talented. Check out his other work!

[mattcookstuff]

It took every single one of us, but we finally got Conan’s hair just the way he likes it! #Clipped @tbsnetwork

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Matt Cook, now on your TV