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what contact photo my muse has set for yours:
what my muse thinks of the way yours texts: ¾ savage ¼ nerdhow quickly my muse responds to your texts: depends how nice she’s beinghow often our muses text: every other day-ish???how often our muses call: they don’t??does my muse purposefully miss calls from yours: ya if she’s being rude so alwayslast text sent from my muse to yours: [text]: u should help me make winnie watch star wars
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What contact photo my muse has set for yours:
What my muse thinks of the way yours texts: Angry texter How quickly my muse responds to your texts: Decent length of timeHow often our muses text: Once in a blue moon when’s she trying to sass me through text or judge meHow often our muses call: NeverDoes my muse purposefully miss calls from yours: YesLast text sent from my muse to yours: “I saw a old man with a dog, it was crazy af and just pissed all over the place. The man said her name was Audrey… how cute :)”
Hi! I'm Camden and I get off on acting like a ten year old every second of the day. I like to over exaggerate everything and spread lies about Audrey even though she's nothing but nice to me. :~)
Lies? You fucking wish they were lies. -10/10
write an ‘about me’ pretending to be me and i’ll rate the accuracy /10
audrey and camden :~)
----The devil herself...
Drinks all of the coffee: Audrey, since she is incapable of sleeping at night.
Brings up adopting a pet: Audrey, since her very ovaries would spontaneously combust from the thought of having an actual child.
Kills the bugs: Camden, but he’s screaming the entire time.
Cooks the meals: Both of them are liable to burn down the house, so it’s delivery, not Digiorno.
Starts getting into holidays way before they should: Camden has a Christmas sweater on underneath all of his clothes at all times.
Initiates the couple selfies: Audrey is the only one who knows how to use modern filters.
Forgets the birthdays and anniversaries: Camden has the memory of a goldfish.
Always ends up with too much junk food after grocery shopping: Camden. He has an unhealthy addiction to cracked pepper Slim Jims.
Nicknames the other: Both, those nicknames including ‘bitch,’ ‘asshole,’ and oddly enough ‘Barky Vonschnauzer.’
ur a bitch
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quit their job/ drop out of school | punch someone in the face | give them a lot of money | buy them a drink | take them out on a date | give them oral | let them give my muse oral | have sex with them (part two) | have rough sex with them | dominate them | submit to them | commit a misdemeanor for them | commit a felony for them | lie under oath for them | go to jail in their place | drastically change their appearance | break up with their significant other | start a business with them | marry them | kill someone for them | die for them
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.
first impression: han solo. now: han duet bc ur one of my best friends ahahaha
Your First Impression of Me vs Impression of Me Now
