#tgd:starter

[iammarshall-sir-blog]

So I got a job again. Shit is looking up, again. How about someone get this fella a drink, eh?

[tricky-tricky-boys]

You know, why do people ask me if they can dirty talk with me? I cant hear you, so no.

[matteoibarra-blog]

Roommate movie nights are my favorite things.  Of course, it’d be a little less awkward if we hadn’t all slept together at some point or another.

[thatoneill-kid-blog]

I could use a fucking distraction from shit, but you are all horny all the time and know no fun.

[geoff-haverford-blog]

What I wouldn’t give to wake up to good ol’ blowjob, but I guess a solid cup of coffee isn’t such a terrible alternative. Happy Tuesday, everyone.

[candyevanmont-blog]

Well good morning, sunshine. It’s about time you woke up. 

[getyourfix-logan]

“I uh...This change room is occupied...” he squeaked out in surprise as someone slipped into the small space with him.

[simone-francis-blog]

  Do I have the type of face that says ‘please push your disgusting holiday leftovers on me’? I thought I didn’t but apparently I am in sore need a second opinion because that’s somehow all I have in my fridge now.