#tgipf

[mudwisard]

"its impossible for your penis to have any conception of what day of the week it is"

then explain this! *points to my prominent friday bulge*

[flurgehbla]

Thank gnome its gnome penis friday

[mudwisard]

you gotta be fucking kidding me

[mudwisard]

this penis friday you must be the cosmic equaliser, counteracting the evils of so called no nut november. the world needs more ejaculate to heal. you have to save us all

[mudwisard]

wait! its penis friday. respect

[flurgehbla]

In penisworld, its always friday... Penis friday.

[mudwisard]

my friday the twelfth of september speech: yesterday we may have lost two impressive towers, but today, a million more will be erected as we come together in pleasure and joy. for even in tragedy, we must never forget that when the final drop fills up the cup of the week--as has been the case for time immemorial, and will continue to be as long as there are people willing to join hands and pitch the tent of our community--we will thank god that it is penis friday.

[mudwisard]

please, call me penis. ms. friday was my father.