#tgruke

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call the police (tell em to bring the coroner)

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swing and a miss... [x]

[teeth-and-tails]

i have a pathological need to share this also goodnight

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the boring reality is that their pincushion mouths are more a product of cartooning than realism

BUT IF THEY WERENT

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“me flirting: so what’s the deal with having to exist as a physical entity” [x]

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he’s just gonna need a minute to come to terms with this is all

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all I'm saying is a certain nasty bastard probably deserves to have a big ugly grubthing eat its way out of him, that's all. Nothing weird about that.

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tiggy&luke: Who starts the most arguments, Who is the big spoon/little spoon, Who made the first move, Who starts the most arguments

👿 Who starts the most arguments? 👺

Well, they're both PRETTY HOT-HEADED... Then again Tgr'ek was originally conceived as an avatar of wrath, so she probably edges him out on this one.

🍴 Who is the big spoon / little spoon? 🔌

At their sizes it's either ladle/teaspoon or astronaut/jetpack. Regardless, they keep it interesting, I’m sure!

😚 Who made the first move? 😎

At this point I'll admit that these two are 100% a crack ship gone rogue, if it wasn't obvious to anyone else (yeah right). To imagine it, I suppose it’d have to be Tgr'ek. In the AUs they're together, it's usually because she's doing some interdimensional slumming while dodging her "spread the word of some old dark lord" duties and ended up in Hell (or just on Earth, I suppose.)

😡 Who starts the most arguments? 💢

Well, they're both PR- ... hey, wait a minute!