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Gunmar: Welcome to Applebees, do you want apples or bees?

Jim: Wha- bees?

Dictatious: He has selected the bees!

Jim: Wait –

Guard: *approaches menacingly while shaking a jar of bees*

Jim: wAIT –

Dictatious: I slept with Gunmar.

Blinky: Oh? I hope you both grabbed extra blankets

Dictatious:

Dictatious: No, Blinkous, I mean we had s-

Blinky: I HOPE YOU BOTH GRABBED EXTRA BLANKETS

Dictatious: I am a Troll disaster, but at least I am not a heterosexual.

before

Dictatious: If I run and jump at Blinky, he will most certainly catch me in his arms

Dictatious: INCOMING!!!

Blinky: WAIT, I'M HOLDING COFFEE!! *drops coffee to catch dictatious*

After

Dictatious: If I run and leap at Blinkous, he will most certainly catch me in his arms.

Dictatious: INCOMING!!

Blinky: *moves out of the way so that Dictatious crashes into whatever was behind him, proceeding to pour the coffee on Dictatious' head*

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