#th0ughtsofus

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I'm posting this at 3:20 am but whatever. I spent today with Taylor again and it was so fun. We ordered pizza and wings and then cuddled and I touched her for a good 15-20 minutes and it was super hot and awesome. After we calmed back down we cuddled and talked for a little. Then we went shopping at target, got a shit ton of condoms, and used one when we got back to my house. I got her some late Hanukkah presents; a coloring book, markers, a unicorn night light, and a new stuffie named Carlton. After we had sex, we relaxed again and finished off the rest of the pizza and wings. She colored in her book I got her while I watched her smiling. We kissed and hugged and had a great time until she finally had to go back home. I love spending lazy days with her. They're always so fun 💞

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So someone tried to get my girlfriend's number. She gave me the phone and told me to handle it. After fucking with the guy for a good 40 minutes, I finally say something like "go look at the relationship status" and then include a video of me flipping him off. He immediately calls me and Tay ugly (after having called her beautiful and gorgeous numerous times) and say "u two ain't fukin doe" We proceeded to get horny after she blocked him, so we fucked. I think that's irony right?

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Even when I'm irritated at her, I still call her baby, babe, and princess in my head. God damnit I can't be actually mad at her ever because calling her by the cute nicknames makes me smile every time. This is why I'm gonna lose every argument I'm in with her.

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The past two days

Have probably been the best two days in a long while. Saturday I got the honor of hanging out with my beautiful girlfriend all day. Right after work, we went to my house and ate take out Italian and relaxed for a little. We both took a small nap, her cuddling up to me and just resting her head on me (and all of my pillows) After our nap, we went down to the kitchen and started baking a cake from scratch. We ended up not making a cake, but decided on cupcakes. The recipe didn't say how long to cook cupcakes though, so we kinda messed up. And we used the wrong sugar in our cream cheese frosting 😓 But even after our failed attempt in the kitchen, I had a bunch of fun making it with her. We went back upstairs and relaxed again for a bit. We talked and finally got hungry again. We decided to order pizza. 2 pizzas, 2 orders of wings, and a pasta dish later, it's time for Tay to head home (sadly) I got her Uber, and because she was nervous from it being so late, I went with her back to her house. (I got an uber back to my house too) Immediately after getting home we fell asleep. Today was almost as fun. After work, some friends picked me up. We went on over to pick up Tay (who had been told there was a surprise for her today) (the surprise from her friends was to hang out with not just them, but me too) she looked fantastic and I wore my shirt that she loves on me. We all went to the mall, and it basically ended up being a triple date (minus one of two guys' dad deciding to hang around just because) After the mall, we went to my work (Carrabba's) and had a lot of good food. Then we went over to a friends house and watched a bit of Zombieland and played Cards Against Humanity. This weekend has been a very, very fun one, and I'm so thankful that I got to spend it with the woman I am in love with.

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Last night I had a fantastic time with Taylor. She didn't get off work till 7, but she still came over for dinner (after so convincing her because she's a worry wart) I picked her up from work and we went to my house to have a shrimp dish my parents made. Then Taylor and my mom made molten lava cake (or as I call them, mug brownies) and my mom made the joke of grandchildren and Taylor started laughing. Taylor even made jokes that made my step dad laugh and get red in the face. That almost NEVER happens. After dinner we sat in the living room and relaxed for a couple minutes. The dogs decided that Taylor's face was a little dirty so they had to lick it clean. We went upstairs after and spent the rest of our time cuddling and making out and it was the most relaxing thing in the world. She also was super happy of the present I gave her, which was a pusheen unicorn stuffed animal. Right before we left to drop her off at her house for the night, my mom told her that we all love her, and Taylor nearly started crying from how happy she was and it was so damn cute. In the car ride home, (step dad was driving) Tay had her head on my leg and I was lazily playing with her hair while she hugged her new present. Last night was a great night. Sorry if this is all sappy just wanted to share. <3

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I'm so glad my princess gets to sleep in tomorrow morning. She's had it rough lately and deserves to rest

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I had such a great night with Tay. It was so nice to see her and spend time with her and make mac and cheese and laugh and kiss. Her smile alone makes my heart flutter. When she laughs I don't know how I don't need an ambulance from the cuteness.

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So I just had sex with Tay and she then put on "I just had sex" by Lonely Island. I love her