#thaneras

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Summary: Kindred spirits come in all sorts of odd shapes, from all sorts of odd places.

(A witch and a court, some captors, a comb, a lighter, and the kind of odd path to companionship nobody quite believed possible.)

Merry Secret Santa-mas! @thaneras on tumblr requested some Hatsounds, cute or hot, or some lore about the city- I hope this fills at least one of your requests.

There's some swearing, some violence, and some peril; if you're sensitive to works that mention drowning or captivity, please proceed only with caution. - @brownpapermoon

[thefightingfangirlspeaks]

ICON CREDIT TO @thaneras

Because they rock

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TAGGED!

Rules: Once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 92 truths about you. At the end choose 10 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you.

I was tagged by thaneras <3 thank bby

Last beverage: water

Last phone call: therapist

Last text message: OPEN THE DOOR

Last song you listened to: Override [A] by Area 11

Last time you cried: today

Have you ever….

Dated someone twice: nope

Been cheated on: kinda

Kissed anyone and regretted it: no

Lost someone special: yes

Been depressed: not clinically

Been drunk and threw up: nope

List your three favorite colors: purple, turquoise and silver/grey

In the last year you have…

Made a new friend: yeah

Fallen out of love: nope

Laughed until you cried: yes

Met someone who changed you: yes

Found out who your true friends are: kinda

Found out someone was talking about you: no?

Kissed anyone you follow/follows you: yep ;P

General…

do you have any pets: no

do you want to change your name: not really

what did you do for your last birthday: cried and ate pizza

what time did you wake up today: 8:30am

what were you doing at midnight last night: sleeping

name something you CANNOT wait for: 13th August

last time you saw your mother: bout 45 mins ago

what is one thing you wish you could change about your life: the amount of money I have Im totally broke

what are you listening to right now: music

have you ever talked to a person named Tom: yeah

what’s getting on your nerves right now: lACK OF MONEY

most visited website: idk??

blood type: A- ((I think))

nickname: Hobbit

relationship status: dating mrowlpig but polyamorous ;)

zodiac sign: scorpio

elementary: ??? my primary school was called Temple Sutton

high school: Shoeburyness High

college: *hopefully* Portsmouth uni [I get my results on the 13th Aug]

hair color: brown

long or short: short

height: 5 foot 1 inches

do you have a crush on someone: Kinda

what do you like about yourself: how I’ll always make my friends smile

fun fact: I recently realised Im wingkin

tattoos: None yet

righty or lefty: right

first surgery: I’ve had fillings in my teeth?

first piercing: ears

first best friend: prob Charlie

first sport you joined: gymnastics

first vacation: it was either Cornwall or Scotland

first pair of trainers: ??????

Right now…

Eating: Polos

Drinking: nope

I’m about to: answer an anon

Waiting for: 13th August

Want kids: No, but I may foster

Get married: *shrugs*

Career: some sort of community worker for a media company/pr/something like that

Which is better…

Lips or eyes: both

Hugs or kisses:  both

Shorter or taller: idm

Older or younger: *shrugs*

Romantic or spontaneous: depends

Nice stomach or arms: ???

Loud or sensitive: Depends on the situation

Hook up or relationship: relationship

Trouble maker or hesitant: Hmmmmm

Have you ever…

Kissed a stranger: nope

Drank hard liquor: yes

Lost glasses/contacts: yes

Had sex on a first date: no

Broken someone’s heart: na

Had your own heart broken: yes

Turned someone down: no

Been arrested: nope

Cried when someone died: yes

Fallen for a friend: yeah c:

Do you believe in…

Yourself: Pffft no

Miracles: Maybe?

Love at first sight: Hmmmm No

Heaven: maybe?

Santa Claus: SANTA

Kisses on first dates: depends?

Angels and demons: kinda

I tag: whoever the fuck wants to do this I hate tagging

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oh my gosh. at sweet last it is done. six selfies of the year thus far \o/ as tagged by the gorgeous lividchaitea :>

 tbh one little thing has made this year feel the lamest ever but thanks to these cuties (and others who i didnt have any 2015 selfies with) im still getting through and im gunna make sure the rest of th year goes better! i was kinda ehh to post some of these bc dysphoria/not feeling ‘trans enough’ but i look cute af and i know who i am so ^^

uh uh i dont recall how many ppl im supposed to tag... ekacananab, thaneras, cammron, red-hat-man, link-sucks-at-yoga, cantthinkofanameohwell, morrowkei, never-was-a-wordsmith, and fullmetalshorty even tho idk how many of u will/can do this i think yall cuties should \o/

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ahhhhhhhhhh im so excited!!!! figured out fest stuff!!! gunna go for the whole weekend and camp and chill w cool ppl inc roooose!!!! how cool is that im gunna meet rose and were gunna see tons of cool bands and get drunk and be knobs!!! im so excited!!!!

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I was tagged by iznj - ty angel :*

1. Why did you choose your URL?

i like choclate/sweets lots and lots, im a bit rubbish at most games, i build extravagant shit in minecraft, and i shout rudies when i get midly stressed out at stuff :')

2. What is your middle name?

Jordan - idk if theres a story behind it or waht \_o_/

3. If you could own a fairytale/fictional pet, what would it be?

mm, probably a phoenix, and id call it phoinos

4. Favourite colour?

mint green, teal and lilac! also anything holographic and/or pastel is good by me :3

5. Favourite song?

it changes a lot, and ill pretty much listen to anything so they're always pretty different but atm merry christmas, mr lawrence (both versions) and ico - heal (save theme from the best game ever) have been on repeat a while ^^

6. What are your top 3 fandoms?

um, well im only really active in the hatfilms fandom (and yogscast by extension) but i miss the homestuck fandom (i never saw it to be as bad as everyone made out while i was in it and it was more active) and also i guess pokemon? im not active in it but \_o_/ either that or madoka

7. Why do you enjoy tumblr?

do i even? lmao nah ofc i do i guess - i like my life to be consumed by hatfilms wven when im not watching them? :') ive also met some rad ppl and i guess i like being a (very small) part of the creative force of the hatfilms fandom? \_o_/ idk

i tag thaneras, smalljessamine, morrowkei, link-sucks-at-yoga, cantthinkofanameohwell, never-was-a-wordsmith, and anyone who wants to do this can say i tagged them too ^^ (if yall wanna anyways obv)

[professorsparkletrash]

#I'm gonna need a list of all the headcanons ASAP  I CAN DO THAT

So some of these are taken straight from the blog but some of these I haven't written down yet so here you go

Their band is called Lady and the Tramps; Smith plays guitar & sings and sometimes even manages to do both at the same time, Nano plays bass but can also play guitar and do backup vocals, Ross plays drums, Trott can do pretty much anything but plays second guitar and does second backup vocals in concert

Nano's old band is called Monster Hunters and was just her on bass, Lomadia singing and playing guitar, and Honeydew playing drums. Honeydew was the songwriter. They broke up after their second album tour b/c honeydew and Lom both decided they weren't cut out for performance; Lomadia quit music professionally and is going to college to be a veterinarian (Nilsey is her roommate) and Honeydew is just a songwriter now. 

NAno is a demirom bisexual and developed a huge fucking crush on Lomadia during their tours but Lom is 100% aro/ace so it never went anywhere

The Sirs' old band was called Hat Rack and was pretty much the same except their bass player was a guy called Eric Camelus (yes that is absolutely a joke about their FTB series) and the reason they broke up isn't public but there're rumors that it was because of a big fight between him, Smiffy, and Trott. This may or may not be due to Hatsome becoming a thing IDK I hadn't really thought that hard about it. Sips was also their manager then probably??? They know each other really well either way.

Nano's agent just sends a recording of her playing out to a couple of different labels and Sips plays it for the boys without telling them who it is. Neither side goes into the first meeting knowing what's going on.

The Sirs all studied music in college to an extent but Nano is pretty much self taught so a lot of the theory stuff they talk about goes over her head and originally they give her a lot of shit for it but she fights back and eventually they drop it. Trott is the song writer, Smith is his lyricist and sometimes Nano helps with the harmonies

The boys have a youtube channel where they post a bunch of shit videos that are too long for vines that are usually just them fucking around in the studio or doing improv a capella covers. They also use it for tour vlogs and other stuff they don't want on their vivo channel. A little more about that here. 

Sips prefers to refer to the band members with dumb nicknames that change every week. Originally Nano is"new girl" or "new chick" but after he warms up to her she gets nicknames proper.

The first announcement that Nano is in the band is when Nano gets Zoeya to hack into Trott's twitter and tweet about how she's the best bandmate they ever could have asked for. 

As retaliation they kidnap her bass and demand ransom on twitter. They even take a picture of it with the current newspaper and everything. Nano tells them she "doesn't negotiate with terrorists" and things go downhill from there. (yes that was absolutely a House reference).

Smith has a bad habit of calling Sips in the middle of the night when ever he has an existential crisis to ask philosophical questions like "Is it possible to love more than one person at the same time?" or "What's the price of fame?" Sips tells him to call back when the sun is up and then hangs up on him.

I have no fucking idea what Lalna's doing but Rythian is a reporter, Sabriel is a photographer, and Zoeya is a make up artist and dating both of them. Nano is pretty good friends with all three, but doesn't actually know they're dating. Mr. Handy drives the Lady and the Sirs tour bus. Kirin is either a record exec or Monster Hunter's former manager, I don't know. Nano knows him either way.

Here's a list of their first album tracks

Ross is that one member of the band that always ends the concert shirtless. Like, sometimes he starts shirtless and sometimes he takes it off halfway through the set and sometimes he takes it off at the end and throws it into the crowd but the shirt always comes off. Similarly, Smith only ever wears the same three beat up t-shirts while on tour, to much of their fan's frustration.

Trott is inuit and has braids and Nano has vitiligo. 

Nano and Lomadia stay in touch after the break up and skype a lot (Lom is there to witness the Bass kidnapping fiasco). At one point Nano convinces Nilsey to order Lomadia an owl on the internet for her birthday. Nano finds this very amusing. Lomadia does not. 

During live performances sometimes the sirs will drop their instruments and do live a capella covers of songs while Ross beatboxes. None of them discuss this beforehand and it threw Nano off during the first couple performances while on tour but eventually she got used to it.

Nano realizing she likes the sirs is basically a real life version of this gif

At one point somebody fucks on the tour bus while it's in motion. It's just inevitable.  

You can ignore any of these as you see fit I just wanted to get these all out there. 

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thaneras reblogged your post Rocky Balboa. That’s a new nickname, h... and added:

Which picture were they talking about? I can’t seem to find it??

It's the infamous leg room sketch jouleys suggested. Typical things that happen on late night livestreams, haha.