#thank you monty python

[decembersoul]

What's the difference between American beer and sex in a canoe?

No difference, both are fucking close to water.

[scion-of-alicent]

Anytime someone from TB says that Rhaenyra should undoubtedly become Queen because she was chosen by a divinely ordained deer I laugh because when exactly did ‘random wild animal standing across from people’ become a basis for a system of government?!

[mhaccunoval]

idk how but holy grail still makes me lose it every time i watch it

[ooops-my-nerd-is-showing]

"Bring out your dead"

[plasticsoulder]