#thank you..?

[lovergirl9999]

my bsf gave me a vibrator for my birthday...?

[willisiam-woodiam]

...hello??

[teddyandmochi]

I present to Thee Lil' Diabeetus!

I— what

[hailsbellsl]

i wish i could chew on your bones. not in a weird way but in a curious way. chewing on the calcium and gnawing on it and letting my tongue graze your femur bone. then i swallow it entirely and die due to choking on it

I hate to break it to you, but I think that is the weird way to do it

[alltheoutcasts]

*kisses you softly on your shell*

My shell??

[windmills123]

Attempt to draw squiddy :))

ok! he would be very famous on tumblr i think

[badlydrawn-denathrius]

I wanna give you a little kis. Right on your forehead. I think you deserve it