#thanks son

[therichantsim]

I don't drink soda often but when I do

[glasspostings]

they should hire me to be a bad financial advisor. yeah buy that golden cockroach statue for 45 dollars. Wdym its too expensive. its a golden cockroach holding four microphones do you think this is worth anything less

[taciturnpoet]

there is no depiction of vampires where every one of them is entirely heterosexual, homoeroticism is inherently a part of vampirism

[negans-lucille-tblr]

Can someone come and just tickle my back constantly while we rewatch SPN? You may be required to fetch me food and drink as I'm not capable of that right now.

[nhaomei]

Yoru: “That was good, Omen! Smile! :)”

[vanityloves]

i love that i got multiple messages/comments regarding the Medic Dakimakura. If people will legitimately buy it, i would probably looks for sites to print them but

1) what the hell. 2) i dont make merch.

[spiritedoperetta-moved]

“High key, for a Chaotic Forest Dweller, he’s got me swooning.”

[angelicvanga]

Me :*spends summon ticket cause I’m a little upset about broken streak*

Mordred: