Aug 9
Why are there few to no Velvette fics? I guess I have to do this myself... (especially fics with nurse Velvette.. 👀)
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Why are there few to no Velvette fics? I guess I have to do this myself... (especially fics with nurse Velvette.. 👀)
I think I got one a overlords + child reader that is infested with bugs like he is a living bud hive with various types of bugs
!!!NOT PROOFREAD!!!
Alastor: How interesting! While he likes to know details about everyone, he might get slightly carried away with learning about you. Children tend to ramble on, and he can't deny that he likes to hear more about how you take care of the bugs. (He does warn you to stay out of Nifty's view.)
Carmilla: She doesn't have much of an opinion tbh. But she does remind you to take care of your bug, however that is needed. Very much a mother about it.
Roise: My, she isn't one to judge, but please do keep your bug friends contained when in Cannibal Colony! She isn't grossed out by it but some of people are and she wouldn't want anything happening to your bugs or her people. Beyond that, she doesn't really mention it unless you bring it up.
Velvette: Oh, kid. You definitely have your own... look. You have a kinda creepy, cute look to you. She can work with this. You could bring your own flair to her brand. Though don't let your bugs near her other clothing lines.
Vox: Like Carmilla, he doesn't have a strong opinion one way or another. Though if you're able to control your bugs... If you train, maybe you can take down some really powerful people (you gotta spray him with a water bottle every time he has a thought like that)
Spidey!reader random quotes
Spidey!reader:Spiders are like snakes.
Vox:*stops looking at the paperwork*What?
Valentino:Explain.
Spider!reader:Both are ectothermic
Velvette:Exto...what?
Spider!reader:They can't generate their own body heat.
Velvet:Is that why your always basking in the window areas.
Spider!reader:*shrugs* the floors are warm their.
This is the last one overlords x a wife reader who can shapeshift into them like she would do it to mess with them and others
A/n: everything in Alastor's part is platonic! I couldn't think of anything for Carmilla, sorry
Slight warning: everyone but Roise is a bit toxic about the trait, so be aware before reading!!!
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Alastor: Why, you could be quite useful. (Both against others and also just running errands he doesn't want to do lol.) Though usefulness aside, he would also find you pranking people very amusing; together, you could be quite the chaotic duo.
Rosie: She finds you very interesting! Y'know, she wouldn't mind you changing into her to get some gossip. Though getting extra things to talk about aside, she'd prefer if you didn't go out looking like her, be your own person.
Velvette: Hope you enjoy modeling clothes and being in ads! She was never behind on trends, but being able to post double the outfits while make her truly ahead of the curve.
Vox: Just like Velvette, but more ads and less fashion. Also, just imagine all the extra intel you could get! Not to mention you could get double the work done if one of you (only you) go to boring meetings! He’s a little insane about it.
Getting called to the office by the Vee's
Vee's x reader smau
Heyyy, is it alright if I ask for a Hazbin Hotel character matchup. (i don't mind the gender) Here is my info: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1lCoU2PmWJBBZNXi5Vj3mokyCZSAz3lykzknH2PcDIB4/edit?usp=sharing
Thank you so much
❝ HAZBIN HOTEL — MATCHUP ❞
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❝ YOU ARE MATCHED WITH… Velvette ❞
ꜱᴛʀᴀᴛᴇɢɪᴄ ᴍɪɴᴅ x ᴄᴜʀᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴄʜᴀᴏꜱ. You are thoughtful, introspective, curious, constantly analyzing the world around you. Velvette is fast-paced, expressive, socially sharp, and hyper-aware of people in a completely different way.
And somehow?
You click.
Because where you observe, she acts.
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❝ SHE FINDS YOU INTERESTING — FAST. ❞ You have that “people confess to me for no reason” energy.
Velvette notices immediately.
Not in a soft way.
In a fascinated way.
“You’re weird,” she says, scrolling through something before glancing at you again. “Not in a bad way. Just… people talk to you a lot, don’t they?”
You blink.
“…yeah.”
“Yeah. Thought so.”
And just like that, she’s paying attention to you more than anyone else in the room.
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❝ YOUR INTELLECT x HER SOCIAL INTELLIGENCE. ❞ You’re a science person. Analytical, curious, mentally active.
Velvette is socially intelligent.
She reads people like data.
Together?
You cover both sides.
You’ll sit there dissecting behaviors, motives, patterns, and she’ll lean in like—
“Okay, but did you notice how she switched tone halfway through?”
And suddenly you’re both spiraling into analysis together.
It becomes your thing.
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❝ SHE MATCHES YOUR ENERGY (IMPORTANT). ❞ One of your biggest needs is reciprocation.
If your energy isn’t matched, you pull away.
Velvette does not let that happen.
You text fast?
She texts faster.
You ramble?
She engages.
You send ten messages?
She sends fifteen back.
You never feel like you’re “too much” with her.
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❝ YOUR ANXIETY x HER CONFIDENCE. ❞ You overthink. You get anxious. You need validation.
Velvette doesn’t baby you.
But she does ground you.
“Relax,” she says, not unkindly. “You’re fine. You’re overthinking it.”
And weirdly—
It works.
Because she says it like fact.
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❝ YOUR ACADEMIA AESTHETIC x HER FASHION BRAIN. ❞ You love fashion. Academia, coquette, gold jewelry, curated looks.
Velvette loves that.
She will absolutely style you, help you refine your aesthetic, hype you up while doing it.
“You’re literally wasting potential if you don’t lean into this more,” she says, adjusting something on you.
You don’t even argue.
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❝ SHE RESPECTS YOUR BOUNDARIES. ❞ You are curious but respectful. You back off when needed.
Velvette does the same.
If something is off-limits, she does not push.
She might tease—
But she won’t cross the line.
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❝ YOUR LOVE LANGUAGES ALIGN PERFECTLY. ❞ Matching things?
Immediate yes.
Jewelry, outfits, small aesthetic details?
She eats that up.
Quality time?
Late night conversations, scrolling together, talking about everything and nothing.
Physical touch?
Present, but not overwhelming.
It feels natural.
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❝ SHE KEEPS YOU FROM GETTING STUCK IN YOUR HEAD. ❞ You spiral. You overthink. You distract yourself constantly.
Velvette pulls you out of it.
“Okay, get up,” she says. “We’re doing something. You’re bored and it’s annoying.”
She doesn’t let you sit in that space too long.
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❝ OVERALL ❞ A relationship built on stimulation and balance. She keeps you engaged. You keep her grounded in something deeper.
Smart, stylish, and perfectly matched energy.
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❝ HONORABLE MATCH — Zestial ❞
ꜱʟᴏᴡ, ᴋɴᴏᴡɪɴɢ, ꜱᴏᴜʟ-ᴅᴇᴇᴘ ᴄᴏɴɴᴇᴄᴛɪᴏɴ.
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❝ HE MATCHES YOUR INTROSPECTION. ❞ You think deeply.
So does he.
Your conversations would feel endless, philosophical, layered, meaningful.
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❝ HE IS PATIENT WITH YOUR ANXIETY. ❞ No rushing. No pressure.
Just understanding.
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❝ YOUR SOULMATE / FOUND FAMILY TROPE. ❞ This pairing feels like something fated. Quiet. Deep. Lasting.
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❝ OVERALL ❞ Calm, intellectual, emotionally safe. A bond that feels written in the stars.
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look all im saying is. reader bringing the weed vibes to the messy party that is the Vees. they need to calm tf down okay. take a fucking nap. jfc.
one bowl in and Valentino is cuddly- usually doesn't go for sedatives himself. Vel is scrolling but not looking at fuck or all. Vox needs to be sat upon because hes getting the first buzz wiggles and a touch paranoid.
2+ in later 2/3 are asleep against you (well, vel is against you, Val is coiled around you) and Vox is. clinging. and whining. You're not allowed to move or the floor might give up on him.
Naptime for the bullies.
can I get female overlords x a really sweet overlords reader
A/n: not proofread! Also, no Missi Zilla, since we don't know enough about her to really get her personality
Rosie: Well, ain't you quite the doll? She likes your sweetness! Honestly, despite what a lot of people seem to think, I honestly think she's quite nice herself (while excluding the whole cannibal thing.) (Listen, I think she just likes messing with Alastor and Alastor alone.) So y'all are very sweet together, at least as sweet as ya can be when you're also ruling over a good chunk of hell.
Velvette: That one "they asked for no pickles" meme. She's usually pretty mean, but if she really likes you, she's ride or die. If someone is rude to you and you're not defending yourself, she'll use her poll power thingy against them with options of: kill this person (fast) or kill this person (slow). Also, anytime you don't defend yourself, she tells you to be meaner, like immediately. She's intense, but you can't be too surprised if you're dating Velvette.
Carmilla: Respects you very much. As someone who only really fights if her, her daughters, or someone she is close with is in life-threatening danger, it's nice to meet another overlord who isn't ready to fight at the smallest inconvenience(cough all of the vee's cough.) So while she is intimidating, she does have similar thoughts and vibes to you at her core.
