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my bulletproof kink walking into the club got me like
和胡杰好像有著什麼樣的約定,兩年前同個時間,也是一場路跑活動,那年對付國小惡魔,是意志力跟耐心的考驗;今年是跑者斜槓音樂家。在幾個熱鬧街頭短暫停留表演,大家丟下包袱拋開一切像孩子般,所有東西變得很單純,音樂節奏敲了就有。兩個點子的連結,即興演出,完美落幕。 三年半的PM生活暫時告一個段落,有非常非常多的不捨,不知道以後能不能再遇到這麼棒的工作團隊,但願我們都能繼續堅持走自己的路,就算活在沒人懂的浪漫,也能甘之如飴。#tedxtaipeisquad #tedxtaipeiadventure #howdoiworkwithoutyou #thatsawrap #thankspals #togetherwecan #coreteam #dreamteam #willmissyou https://www.instagram.com/p/BreqUr4hg8hkVcI0RwSlr1av-GnDipE5YE_2bE0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=14xnlydqos2yh
能和一群可以一起哭一起笑一起生活的戰友工作,是這輩子最幸福最幸運的事。禮拜天圓滿結束了,未來還是沒有人知道會發生什麼事,但是和他們一起走,無需恐懼,不必害怕,因為「我們一起」。 自己不是活動達人,但對辦活動有一種狂熱,倒不是為了成就感,而是每辦完一場活動,散場後的那些「謝謝」跟肯定,都是一直支持團隊走下去的動力。台上每個故事和點子可以發揮它的影響力,改變台下的你未來生命,哪怕只是那麼一點點而已,這是我們能做也唯一想做的。 那天聽到最佳觀眾/長期照顧我們的長輩對於這次策展的心得,竟然在和室友分享的時候感動的哭了,覺得自己很白癡居然為這種事情掉淚,但搭台的過程如果沒有經歷過,是無法理解多麼的辛苦,再加上團隊型態不同,有好多好多的考驗和挑戰,這些人並肩靠著緩緩地往前走到這裡。 和神戰友工作是非常浪漫的事情,非常。 今年多擔任了一些角色,粗枝大葉的我有些落漆,還是感謝大家的包容,愛你們。 by the way 胡杰真的很猛,明年合照也跟他預約了嘛? #tedxtaipei2017 #tedxtaipeisquad #howdoiworkwithoutyou #memyselfandi #thatsawrap #thankspals #togetherwecan #coreteam #dreamteam photo credit @achoart @syndavant
The Early Musings of Reading the Entirety of CoBC in One Sitting
ok but this is so long im so sorry but you deserve to know about this because this is my pride and joyyyyy Alternatively titled: Holy hell my friend is also a dirty skeleton lover and this is new information to me I am Violently Irish, and I’ve changed my friend’s name to Trash Friend/TF for privacy reasonnsss Caution: Long and probably lotsa profanity woopsie daisy i am very tired [1:40:42 AM] violently irish: also i swear on my fucking life [1:40:48 AM] violently irish: im going to finish this fucking fanfic [1:40:50 AM] violently irish: and stuff [1:40:52 AM] violently irish: because it [1:40:53 AM] violently irish: s [1:40:54 AM] violently irish: just [1:40:59 AM] violently irish: cute i guess i dont know im stupid [1:59:42 AM] violently irish: i need to stop reading reader inserts late at night because [1:59:46 AM] violently irish: jeses i am dead [1:59:47 AM] violently irish: like [1:59:49 AM] violently irish: uber dead bros [2:37:36 AM] violently irish: gOOD SHIT GOOD SHIT THATS SOME GOOD SHIT RIGHT THERE RIGHT THERE IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF [2:37:38 AM] violently irish: MMMMM GOOD SHIT [3:06:40 AM] violently irish: there’s over 76 chapters [3:06:53 AM] violently irish: i don’t even think i’m past 20 [3:07:02 AM] violently irish: i dONT NEED NO SLEEP CAUSE SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK [3:58:14 AM] violently irish: ok but [3:58:18 AM] violently irish: if sinning really is winnning [3:58:24 AM] violently irish: damn son i am holding thr crown [4:42:50 AM] violently irish: i have no regrets [4:42:57 AM] violently irish: it’s like 5 in the morning [4:42:59 AM] violently irish: welp [4:43:02 AM] violently irish: aND IM NOT DONE YET [4:43:17 AM] violently irish: STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM AND I SOMEHOW AM DIGGING AN EVEN LOWER PIT OF SIN [4:49:45 AM] violently irish: this is too much holy shit [4:49:47 AM] violently irish: it’s glorious [4:50:01 AM] violently irish: and im spamming the chat because im in some sort of sleepy/wide awake nirvana [4:50:03 AM] violently irish: welp [4:51:34 AM] violently irish: ive said it once and imma say it again [4:51:38 AM] violently irish: this is some good shit holy shit [4:57:37 AM] violently irish: im at chapter 40 [4:57:40 AM] violently irish: and i am not stopping [4:57:59 AM] violently irish: i’ve never been more determined to finish a fic like this before woops [5:18:32 AM] violently irish: im in tears [5:18:36 AM] violently irish: you odn’t understand [5:18:38 AM] violently irish: it’s so beautiful [5:18:49 AM] violently irish: i want to be happy like thiss everyday it’s too sweet and just [5:18:54 AM] violently irish: i am just [5:18:58 AM] violently irish: im too happy for words [8:37:54 AM] violently irish: i’m only on chapter 66 [8:37:58 AM] violently irish: 10 more chapters [8:38:07 AM] violently irish: and i don’t even think the fic is finished tbh [8:38:10 AM] violently irish: i’ve been awake for aboutttt [8:38:18 AM] violently irish: maybbbeeee [8:38:29 AM] violently irish: only 14 hours [8:38:59 AM] Trash Friend: I FEEL YOU THO [8:39:07 AM] Trash Friend: WHEN U FIND THAT HELLA FIC [8:39:10 AM] Trash Friend: YOU JUST CANT [8:39:10 AM] violently irish: tHIS IS LITERALLY ME [8:39:18 AM] violently irish: i caNT JUST NOT FINISH IT [8:39:24 AM] violently irish: LIKE [8:39:33 AM] Trash Friend: WHAT FANFIC IS IT OH MY GOD [8:39:52 AM] violently irish: you’d be very upset if i told you because im a filthy skeleton sinner [8:39:59 AM] Trash Friend: OMG [8:40:03 AM] Trash Friend: SEND [8:40:06 AM] Trash Friend: ME [8:40:07 AM] Trash Friend: IT [8:40:17 AM] violently irish: how the fuck did i find a self insert like really and honestly [8:40:33 AM] Trash Friend: HAHHAwhochskeletonsinnernova [8:40:36 AM] violently irish: i have no idea how i found this [8:40:43 AM] violently irish: theshortone [8:40:56 AM] Trash Friend: Tbheitherosifnewith- [8:40:58 AM] Trash Friend: Omgyas [8:41:10 AM] Trash Friend: It is alright friend [8:41:12 AM] violently irish: im so horrible i am the literal embodiment of sin [8:41:22 AM] Trash Friend: We can be sin together [8:41:25 AM] violently irish: http://archiveofourown.org/works/5387672/chapters/12443822 [8:41:28 AM] violently irish: good [8:41:30 AM] Trash Friend: Omgyassss [8:41:36 AM] violently irish: like i said [8:41:38 AM] violently irish: like [8:41:40 AM] violently irish: 76 chapters [8:41:53 AM] violently irish: holy fuck i never read the summary [8:41:56 AM] violently irish: im ddying [8:42:22 AM] violently irish: oh my god [8:42:24 AM] TF: omg [8:42:25 AM] TF: Lol [8:42:28 AM] violently irish: this fckging skeleotn [8:42:30 AM] violently irish: im going to kill this fictional skeleton i stg [8:43:46 AM] violently irish: dontstopthebeat [8:43:57 AM] violently irish: also Ghost is a little old shit and i love him [8:44:50 AM] violently irish: i could totally send you the many messages i sent my other friend about this fucking fic [8:44:53 AM] violently irish: and im going to do it [8:45:47 AM] TF: TOTALLY not sinning so early in the morning hahahahha [8:45:56 AM] TF: Whatwhosaidthat [8:46:01 AM] violently irish: ive been sinning all day all night [8:46:06 AM] violently irish: whatchu talking about [8:46:16 AM] violently irish: whatwhosaidwhatbuddyfriendpalchum [8:46:17 AM] TF: Lmaooo [8:46:54 AM] *** TF can feel my sins beginning to crawl on my back *** [8:47:11 AM] *** violently irish dont you mean your SANS crawling on your back *** [9:19:29 AM] violently irish: alright, good luck!! [9:20:08 AM] violently irish: ok but this fucking fic [9:20:14 AM] violently irish: i fucking swear to god [9:21:10 AM] violently irish: ok but tf when you get to chapter like [9:21:16 AM] violently irish: 67 [9:21:17 AM] violently irish: let me know [9:21:21 AM] violently irish: so we can just fucking [9:21:26 AM] violently irish: i will scream loud [9:37:58 AM] violently irish: the noise i just made is not human i stg [9:46:39 AM] violently irish: im literally dying [9:46:40 AM] violently irish: im [9:46:48 AM] violently irish: why did i ddo this this fic is too much [9:48:24 AM] violently irish: ive been screaming nice for a very long time [9:48:25 AM] violently irish: and im just [9:48:28 AM] violently irish: i am not human [9:49:47 AM] violently irish: i am no longer smiling [10:04:00 AM] violently irish: this fic is golden [10:12:47 AM] violently irish: nice [10:13:45 AM] violently irish: toriel is killing me [10:13:47 AM] violently irish: i stf [10:14:44 AM] violently irish: sOCCOR MOM SHISHKEBABS [10:14:50 AM] violently irish: A PHRASE I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED [10:15:09 AM] tf: OMG WHAY [10:15:26 AM] violently irish: SPECIST(??) PEOPLE BAD MOUTHING PAPYRUS AND FRISK [10:15:33 AM] tf: AHHH [10:15:39 AM] violently irish: THIS FIC IS MURDERING ME YET IM OK WITH THIS [10:22:51 AM] tf: OMG [10:22:54 AM] tf: I LOVE THOS [10:23:15 AM] TF: IMHOOKED AND IM NOT EVEN DONE WITH THE FIRST CHAPTER OMG [10:25:33 AM] violently irish: IT GETS BETTER TRUST ME [10:25:37 AM] violently irish: ITS SO GOOD [10:25:43 AM] violently irish: SHE SO TALENTED WITH WORDS AND [10:25:44 AM] violently irish: AND STUFF [10:25:51 AM] violently irish: ALSO UNDYNE IS SUPER FUCKING COOL IN THIS TOO BRO [10:26:40 AM] tf: AHHH [10:26:44 AM] tf: I LOVE HOW IT ENDS [10:26:50 AM] TF: “YOUR PAPYRUS RIGHT?” [10:26:55 AM] violently irish: YES [10:26:59 AM] violently irish: ITS GOLDEN [10:27:01 AM] violently irish: PURE GOLd [10:27:04 AM] violently irish: I LOIVE IT [10:27:17 AM] tf: CRIES [10:27:27 AM] violently irish: YOURE GONNA LOVE THIS FIC TRUST ME [10:28:56 AM] violently irish: jesus [10:28:58 AM] violently irish: undyne [10:29:00 AM] violently irish: i love you [10:29:00 AM] violently irish: like [10:29:02 AM] violently irish: wowie [10:29:38 AM] violently irish: uNDYNE NO [10:29:40 AM] violently irish: DONT [10:29:41 AM] violently irish: PLEASE [10:29:53 AM] violently irish: god im so excited for you to read this fic [10:31:31 AM] violently irish: no joke i need these [10:31:40 AM] violently irish: i didnt know i needed them but welp [10:31:41 AM] violently irish: lookit me [10:31:50 AM] violently irish: a flustered pile of blush [10:32:22 AM] violently irish: “…Goddamn it, Sans.” [10:32:25 AM] violently irish: that’s it that’s the fic [10:36:18 AM] violently irish: screaming [10:36:22 AM] violently irish: this is my natural state [10:36:27 AM] violently irish: just leave me here to die [10:37:09 AM] tf: ” you got pretty good hearing for a guy with no ears" [10:37:19 AM] tf: OMG THIS IS LITERALLY ME THO [10:37:20 AM] violently irish: that’s deafinitely a problem [10:37:33 AM] violently irish: ok but this fic is golden [10:37:35 AM] violently irish: liquid [10:37:35 AM] violently irish: gold [10:37:43 AM] violently irish: you cannot tell me otherwise or i shall [10:37:48 AM] violently irish: probably just scream again [10:43:04 AM] violently irish: OH SHIT THE PET DOESNT LIKE THE GUY WHO DOES THE STUFF [10:43:06 AM] violently irish: IM GLAD [10:43:08 AM] violently irish: THIS MAN [10:43:12 AM] violently irish: IS GETTING ON ME NERVE [10:43:57 AM] violently irish: MY ELBOW HURTS AND ITS POPPING WEIRDLY [10:44:00 AM] violently irish: WHAT IS GOING ON [10:44:07 AM] violently irish: THIS ABSOLUTELY IS RATTLING MY BONES [10:44:21 AM] violently irish: OR LIKE THREE OR SO WITH MY ARM BECAUSE HOLY FUCK [10:44:22 AM] violently irish: THIS HURT [10:45:18 AM] violently irish: mettaton also eventually makes a hunger games reference [10:45:20 AM] violently irish: so that cool [10:47:36 AM] violently irish: goddamit [10:47:38 AM] violently irish: these people [10:47:45 AM] violently irish: gotta stop [10:47:48 AM] violently irish: doing what they do [10:49:37 AM] violently irish: THIS FIC MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER TBH [10:49:39 AM] violently irish: IT WAS JUST UPDATED THIS MORNING [10:49:45 AM] violently irish: AND I AM ETERNALLY HAPP [10:51:05 AM] violently irish: i love it when people get uncomfortable with how in love i am with a fictional character [10:51:07 AM] violently irish: wowie [10:51:13 AM] violently irish: in the fictional sense of course [10:51:29 AM] violently irish: not that actual people who see me in real life know about my obsessions [10:51:30 AM] violently irish: and [10:51:32 AM] violently irish: stuff [10:53:19 AM] violently irish: SCREAMS LUODLY [10:53:21 AM] violently irish: I MEED MORE [10:53:22 AM] violently irish: I WANT MORe [10:53:25 AM] violently irish: BUT [10:53:34 AM] violently irish: SHE IS HUMAN AND HUMANS HAVE LIVES OUTSIDE F [10:53:35 AM] violently irish: THIS AND I KNOW BUT STIILL IT IS TOO GOOD TBFH [10:53:40 AM] violently irish: lies on floor [10:53:47 AM] violently irish: life is meaningless now i am so [10:53:55 AM] *** violently irish hello darkness my old friend *** [10:56:37 AM] violently irish: welp [10:56:44 AM] violently irish: time for me to use the sleep
tl;dr - An Irish goat got very emotional over a fanfic that she has no idea how she found it but now that she did she cannot even this is a drug i stg this is a drug friend look what you did
Can someone please give me one million dollars I need pretty baths, deep red lips, essential oils to play with, thousands of plants all over my house, ivars for dinner for the rest of my life, free people everything, and anthropologie everything. Plus my homie shaneeks needs organic honey crisp apples, costumes for every occasion, and kale It would also be nice to buy my dad a cool old Cadillac and Dylan a decked out BMW And I could finally afford to go to college! I love fantasy wish lists, I don't love bills