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[plague-of-insomnia]

[birdie-ghost]

would a bird ghost have a need for shoes if not do you have any cleaning supplies i am hungry

- charlie the cursed phone guy

I spelled vinegar wrong but I couldn't care less, anyway if you mix the two its cleans sinks and pipes really well as well as shower heads and filters and such, its how I clean my masks cus it does a better job

[cosmicrecluse]

feeling deeply sad tonight folks

[rose-t1nt]

Do I wanna know If this feeling flows both ways?

[asktinychara]

*Hey guys, I’m back. So, apparently Asriel cannot read cook books. He thought we needed to use buttercups instead of cups of butter. Daddy’s sick, but Mommy says he’s getting better. I’ll make sure that I read the cookbook next time.

(Asks are open again!)

[parmandil]

Do you ever just look at photos of a production and whisper 'That's hella cool' to yourself?

[askmalcolmtucker]

Mm, well currently, Cole giggles in his bouncing chair if I read /recipes/ aloud provided i say them in a sing-song enough voice. How are you doing?

My sister, who I shall be havin' WORDS with next time they come down here tae visit, has gone an sent those stories I wrote fer Ione to Mam, who now thinks I should write a whole book of these.

Malcolm Tucker, children's novelist? It really doesn't fucking work.