#that doesn't work

[beautiful-songbird]

Hate when I'm reading a fic and someone does something anatomically impossible. Like stop...you just ruined the vibe

[a-moss-covered-heart]

Man they never told me that when you get zero notes on your lewds you'd lose all of the little self esteem you had lmao

[youcandalekmyballs]

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[sleepyorchidmonster]

After the events of 3.2, many of the Traveler's friends come to Sumeru, although the introductions are a bit funny.

Traveler: This is Thoma! He is a good friend! He threw a spear in the Shogun's face to save us after she knocked me out!

Traveler: This is Kazuha, a wanderer originally from Inazuma! He blocked the Shogun's Musou no Hitotachi and saved us!

Traveler: This is Ei, a good friend of ours, don't mind the attempted murders!

Traveler: This is Childe, he is good, I promise!

Traveler: This is Shenhe, we fought a sea monster together!

Alhaitham, Nahida and Cyno, attempting to reforge diplomatic connections: ....

[ferberus-skull]

Phantasm be like: you don't want me to have brown? okay. (scatters into a color that has brown accents)

[swtorpadawan]

TIL: Never buy a tarot deck from a mysterious gypsy woman at a neighborhood flea market.

[justskulkingaround]

like i can’t be me and a good person at the same time