Jun 14, 2015
I’m the kind of guy who can spend five minutes patiently waiting for a tiny ass bug to get off my arm and climb into the leaf I’m putting in front of them
and then leave the leaf somewhere safe
#i do not like killing#that includes bugs#tiny ass flying bugs that LOVE to fly to my face are not exempt#I will try to carefully move it to my hand without accidentally killing it#and then tempt them with leaves or tiny sticks I will put in their path as they travel across my hand#I DO NOT LIKE KILLING AT ALL OKAY#I CAN'T EVEN DO MERCY KILLS#JUST NOPE#Basically I’m the guy who gets the spider in a glass carefully takes it out while whispering nonsense and then releases it in the wild#dan talks shit#(@ bugs please stop flying into my face tho)#(it’s uncomfortable)#bugs mention //#have I ever mentioned that I'm WEAK AS FUCK and CAN NOT DEAL WITH KILLING IN RL????#because i am#good god i am