#that lady though

[heliuos]

faves from the MoMA

[gen-shoku]

Yesterday this awesome little old lady came into our store. She was buying cute holiday dresses for her granddaughters and when she came up, she started talking about them and it was so adorable how excited she got like she was practically sparkling And then she complimented Paula and I on how cute we looked and stuff Guys We had all black on yesterday, with skulls This lady knows fashion hm But yeah she was doing all that and then we got to talking how strange/eccentric Paula and I are (we are) and just things like that and the lady looks each of us in the eye and said "I'm not really growing older. I'm simply growing more eccentric. But you don't have to be my age to be proud of it" and I just (ﾟДﾟ)

[sammysoysauce]

At Walmart's optometry center

Worker: You know, you look like someone from The Hills. No no, Laguna Beach! What's her name..?

Me: Oohhh Lauren Conrad?

Worker: Nooo that's not it. Oh I remember! Kristen Cavallari! That's who you look like.

Me: (Hahahaha) Thanks!

Thirty seconds later

Mom: Wait, Sammy isn't Kristen Cavallari pregnant?!

Me: Whaaa? That has nothing to do with this!

[geronimojourdan]

So I had a physical today and the conversation went as such:

Doctor: So, do you have a boyfriend?... or whatever?

Internally: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. What's an "or whatever?"

Externally:... No? 

Doctor: Oh, I'm sure you'll find the perfect boyfriend while tutoring. 

Me: hahahahahahahahah. you are comedic gold lady.