May 7, 2025
Went to a different barber today and my guy did not know how to handle my straight hair at all. He was trying to give that shit texture like his life depended on it. I had to stop him and tell him that that's not going to happen. My body stores all my straightness in my hair. That's why I'm such a fruity homosexual and my hair will not keep a wave under any circumstance.
#checkmate conservatives#If you can't bend my hair#then you can't change my sexuality#that shit is persistent#dude put oil in my hair#my hair is straighter than the straightest line on earth#if you put oil in there all it does is get greasy af#He was very sweet but I want my old barber back#My brother please come back to this country#I yearn for your touch#You're the only one who does it like that#You're the only one who gets me#I'll pay you double please