#that's two!

[buddivorce]

tommy kinard was only given one character trait in text and it was bigotry that's so fucking funny

[thatsneakymedic]

"I thought Kakashi was the copy-cat, not you."

FIRST FIVE ASKS GET A KISS 2/5 

“Ironic isn’t it? I remember in the past that I used to mock Kakashi for his “borrowed” power. Even used to be jealous of him too. But now, it’s not that big of a deal. It’s shocking that there are people nowadays popping up with stolen sharingan eyes that it’s saddening that it means that no one wants to leave it’s power or the Uchiha alone. I do hope that Sarada will be ok with her father around.” 

He gently holds Anko’s hand and he places a gentle kiss on her knuckle. “Thank you for inviting me for tea Anko. I’m thankful that you managed to convince me to take some time for myself or else I might go crazy.” 

[steel-forged]

"I mean, can you make me a nice new shirt? Mine got a little....ripped." He points at his chest, his top torn to near pieces by what seems like claws.

"Oh, yeah! In fact, here, have a whole new outfit!"

"There, it'll come off tomorrow. If the clothes disappear after, uh... Sorry. I don't know how this magic really works. Hope you like it!"

[thatsneakymedic]

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For every ⚡️ I get, my muse will be struck by bad luck!

@abyssaldespair

Placing all of the white pieces on his board in preparation for the upcoming battle and still coming up with ways to formulate the Masked Man's plans into it. Down to where to place the certain shinobi and what to protect aside from the hidden Zetsu spawning nests in the ground of certain areas.

A certain black piece that he favored was among the white pieces and he picks it up carefully and stares at it for awhile. Just thinking about how valuable his "trump card" is and how he would turn the entire battle around in his favor.

While partially distracted, his partner arrives into the room without making a sound and he tells him who else he wants to fight alongside him aside from the jinchuuriki. Their voice startled him from his own thoughts and he accidently drops the black pebble piece into the crack on the ground. As he tries to reach down for it, he is dismayed to have realized that it's too far in the hole for his fingers to reach.

Frowning with minor irritation, he turns around to exchange glances at them, least he has plenty of more pieces but now there is an uneven amount in his bag. How irritating...

"I thought I told you to not sneak up on me you know."

[edteachs-adhd-spiral]

More shitty parent things. I told them I was going to a concert next week. And the conversation went like this: Them: “Who are you going with?” Me: “Phillip (friend).” Them: “_________ is a dangerous city. Its rough.” Me: *undeterred* “Phillip’s pretty intimidating if you don’t know him, I think I’ll be ok. My job is going to take me to a lot of rough cities.” Them: “Just be careful. (this part isn’t necessarily shitty, but it’s a necessary preface.) Me: “I will.” My dad: “You know, this is why I don’t do things during the week. If you do things that can affect your job, you might lose that job. If you’re going to be out until 2 in the morning-” Here I cut him off, screaming because I was fucking done and didn’t feel like getting grilled about every little thing. “It goes from fucking 8 until 11.” He’s such a presumptuous condescending asshole. He talks down to me like I’m a child. Saying this shit like I haven’t worked four shit jobs already. And no matter if I fucking work from 8am until 6pm or sometimes 8pm every fucking day he still acts like I don’t know how to get out of bed on time, and that I me going out and doing things with my friends at 3am is somehow a character flaw. Fucking asshole. Everyone at work acts like he’s the nicest guy. They don’t know.

[anaglyph-anemoia]

//hey loser :D

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[crazybecat]

Hey fuck face ;)

*Jumps up and down* HEY! HI!