Sep 4, 2019
Jane: Dirk, don’t hurt me! I’m your hottest friend... No, Jake. I’m your nicest fr... No, Roxy. I’m your friend!
#source: the good place#god i havent seen the good place in a MINUTE#lemme guess this was an eleanor quote#yooooooo alpha kid good place au#jane is eleanor dirk is tahani jake is chidi and ROXY is JASON#thatd make .#ahhh fuck i want callie and caliborn to be michael and janet#[roxy voice] i dont wnna lose u girl..#[callie voice] i am not a girl. ^u^#AM I RIGHT?? AM I RIGHT#IM RIGHT YALL#[caliborn voice] BIRTH IS A CuRSE AND EXISTENCE IS A PRISON.#ohh god i want to draw something like this out#homestuck#incorrect homestuck quotes#submission#theobsessedone#mod dave#jane crocker#dirk strider#jake english#roxy lalonde