❛ I’M SEXTING , don’t look. ❜ screen is hidden from the redhead as he laughs , holding the phone to his chest. ❛ SERIOUSLY ! you’re about to see a whole lotta diaz dick if you keep this shit up ! ❜ @thatfirehairedshifter
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❛ I’M SEXTING , don’t look. ❜ screen is hidden from the redhead as he laughs , holding the phone to his chest. ❛ SERIOUSLY ! you’re about to see a whole lotta diaz dick if you keep this shit up ! ❜ @thatfirehairedshifter
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Before him stands the irrefutable evidence that the Sith are rising and becoming more powerful everyday. A grim expression settles on the Jedi General’s face as he stands at the ready, hand hovering over his lightsaber yet not brandishing it quite yet.
“We haven’t had the chance to be properly introduced. Obi-Wan Kenobi, at your service.” Ever the sass master and diplomat before plunging into a fight. There’s no telling what the women before him will do or how she’ll react, instead Obi-Wan just has to remain on his toes and adaptable.
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His first reaction when he heard someone at their door was one of disbelief - who would come through such a bad storm at their place? Any sane person would stay indoors until it had passed. His parents had left earlier that day to go to some conference and they had booked a hotel so he didn't expect them to return tonight.
His second reaction was surprise, when he found Kass at his doorstep who was soaked until the bone. "Sure come on in," Elio says automatically while motioning for her to come inside. "Just stay here for one second."
Without another word he vanishes for a few minutes only to return with a massive towel that he offers her. "Here, Mafalda will not be pleased if she founds out you drenched the entire place." He explains with a sheepish smile on his face. "She's our housekeeper and cook but that's not important. Let's get you inside first. You'll warm up quick before the fireplace and of course, I don't mind if you stay. We got plenty of spare bedrooms."
Motioning to her to follow him he adds, "It tends to happen during thunderstorms that the electricity falls out around here but it will be fixed."
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“What are you doing out here? No one should venture this close to the woods at night.”
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OFFSTAGE. || Thank you SO SO SO MUCH!!! Omg, I feel like we’ve been mututals forever. I think.... I think it started on Woody, right???? So, back in 2015??? ICB you’re still around and thriving on the same muse like the elite you are and I’m here on muse number 17 since then just living my best chaotic life. Alana you’re incredible <3
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“Shapeshifter, huh?” Oh, now wasn’t that exciting. He’d only met Simon’s crazy ex-girlfriend, the one who shifted into a rodent and had him impaled on a pipe, so his first impression of people with her power wasn’t the best... but this one was cute, and didn’t have that psycho gleam in her eye. Maybe he’d make an exception.
“If I had that power, I’d shapeshift into Hugh Hefner. But Hugh Hefner from twenty years ago,” he said. Then, “Oooh! Better still, I'd shapeshift into that fella out of N-Dubz and punch myself in the face!”
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Intimate -- Your muse falling asleep with their head in my muse's lap.
The writer had been so focused on reading the manuscript that he didn’t notice the dip in the couch when she joined him there. Once Bill was stuck in his head it was incredibly difficult to get him out of it again. What he did finally notice however was when her head rested on his lap. He blinked a few times as he came back to himself, wondering just how long he had been like that and how long she had been next to him before finally falling asleep.
Bill smiled to himself and rested a hand on her shoulder gently. “Guess we should get you up to bed, huh?”