Aug 30, 2017
Every fake Tumblr/Twitter thread story
OP: Sees person A being a jerk to person B
OP: Stands up to person A by reciting a perfectly worded speech that get's their entire point across without messing up once (because people are normally able to do that in any situation... obviously)
Person A: takes the speech and surrenders willingly (because that's TOTALLY realistic)
Everyone around begins clapping and cheering for OP's valiant display of heroism, crowds pour in to congratulate OP, a government official walks in to reward OP with the Nobel Peace Prize, the birds begin to sing and pigs begin to fly