#thatsmswatsonthanks

[qualitycontrolproblems]

[text] I'm in Malibu. Wanna see a movie? HW

[Text] Absolutely! What flick?

[dontwaitupformehoney]

Who Needs Tomorrow? [closed RP]

The table was set, lights dimmed, and the white was chilling in a bucket by the table as the red settled at the perfect temperature. With the room cool enough to require some jacket-related chivalry and a dinner prepared by someone who didn’t take three hours to make an omelette, what could go wrong?

Tony had settled himself on one of the chairs on the terrace, jacket slung over the back and sparking up the slim cigarette in his mouth. Inhaling deeply, he settled back against the wicker and surveyed the city before him. Objecting to the planning permission for the hotel a few blocks down had been a great decision - New York was spread out before him. 

A couple of drags later, smoke drifting off towards the horizon, JARVIS piped up with the news that Ms Watson was in the elevator. “She knows where to find me,” he called back through, propping his feet up on the table and setting the joint in the ashtray, clattering slightly against the glass.

[darcywho]

god i love you two, but i gotta go to work 

[darcywho]

"You need to sleep sometime." -HW

"I'll sleep after I deal with Tony's impromptu Tahiti vacay." 

[darcywho]

WOOF. - HW

Sends me ‘woof’ for my muses reaction to yours bringing home a puppy.

It's like you do this on purpose...It better be housebroken. 

[darcywho]

[TMI Tuesday] Darce, how often do you masturbate? -HW

T.M.I. Tuesday’s! - Ask My Muse ANY Question You Can Think Of. The More Personal, The Better!

[text] I don't have to. I can just go home and fuck my husband. 

[text] When he's away there's no time to because babies and work.

[text] Why are you asking?

[darcywho]

“I’m suddenly getting a clear and frightening visual of what my future will look like.”

"Does this mean I should break out the chocolate reserves, or should I see if my latest problems work enough to fly us away to a tropical island?" 

[katebishoppi]

[omg my best friend is better than everyone's because even when she's having serious anxiety she is cheering me up over my anon stupidity and being better than everyone.]