#the alphiles

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me: "What needs to happen next in this story?"

me: [spends 5 paragraphs rhapsodizing about pizza]

me: "Yes perfect"

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#JustAlphaThings: Getting a wordcount of the Mattel AU and realizing the barely coherent thing you wrote to self-indulgently combat ur insomnia has reached 120,000 words in length. That's like. The length of Pride and Prejudice, holy shit.

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pandimensional gay wizard guild

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Music Shuffle Tag

Tag via @claws-of-fame

The rules were to shuffle your entire music library and list the first 10 songs that popped up. I think I was also supposed to tag 10 people but I literally don’t have,,,,, that many friends,,,,,,,,,, so I suppose anyone who feels like pulling out their music library can count themselves tagged ^^;;

Fair warning: I own like. 5 albums total, plus maybe 5-6 miscellaneous single songs. So, uh, it’s gonna be real fuckin’ obvious which 5 albums I own.

1. “I Don’t Care” || Fall Out Boy 2. “From Now We Are Enemies” || Fall Out Boy 3. “I Know Places” || Taylor Swift 4. “Lies” || Marina and the Diamonds 5. “Starring Role” || Marina and the Diamonds 6. “Primadonna” || Marina and the Diamonds 7. “Starlight” || Taylor Swift 8. “Stay Stay Stay” || Taylor Swift 9. “Cedarwood Road” || U2 10. “Closer” || The Chainsmokers ft. Halsey

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I had a Test today and got sushi takeout afterwards. It came with miso soup and salad, sealed for takeaway inside this giant-ass paper bag.

I finished the food. The bag is still in good condition and smells of tuna rolls and shrimp tempura.

My cat has a new Favorite Thing.

(His whole body fits inside.)

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actual lines from my fic writing notes

Copied from my notebooks, verbatim, with no context. Sourced from the notes for over 10 fics.

“You shall be absolved of guilt or damned by fate.”

“confrontation w/ gorgeous & leggy vampire slayer”

“The Dead Lovers Club”

“watches a man get eaten by a wyvern impassively, with a solemn sense of disappointment”

“990 AR [...] ytterbium bombs destroy all life”

“Oz, but with Color”

“smut here. Make it hot, future me.”

“basically tiefling demigods who occasionally sneeze flames but are more or less normal.”

“??? Everyone dies.”

“five assholes go camping”

“I Gave My Army A Backstory And Here It Is”

“there's probably going to be gay subtext whether I do it on purpose or not”

“he basically just tells them to communicate for once, and then makes out with both of them”

“poetic bit about the fall of two great heroes-- literally, from the sky”

“He appear.”

“if you give up on this you could always write a vampire bodice ripper instead. Or a Homestuck AU”

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Do you ever rewatch a series you haven't watched in a while and. Suddenly realize a thing.

There was a 1572-year age difference between Draculaura and Clawd in the pre-reboot Monster High. Like. This chick who was around before the English language alphabet just. Dating a literal 17-year-boy.

Holy shit??