#the captan

[silverfox-hunter]

A little snippet of the Ghosts podcast on video with Ben talking about his "absurd" military childhood

[historicalsnail]

When Cap comes out it makes every fellow Ghost go down a thought spiral where they wonder if they're also gay.

Cap is like "This was supposed to be my moment...", but Pat is thinking about all the times he drunkenly kissed his best friend Morris and Julian muses that maybe spooning Robin every other night might be a little gay.

[shy-marker-pliers]

Infodump about my D&D character

Drider (i’m homebrewing)

Captain of a pirate ship

He doesn’t have a “real name” and even if he did he probably would’ve forgotten it, so everyone just calls him The Captain.

Chaotic neutral because like i know that pirates aren’t typically good guys, but he’s not a horrible person or anything.

Literally everything he owns is stolen

Like the pirateiest pirate ever tbh

swashbuckling and keelhauling and grog and all that jazz

has four eyes

poisonous bite

Loves to hang out with his crew and take them to taverns and stuff

actually pretty chill

like he’ll fuck you up if you try to attack him, his friends, or his crew but if you just walk up to him for a chat or smth he’s super welcoming

gets kinda disheartened when ppl are scared of him just because he’s a drider because “come on, at least let me give you a reason to be scared of me first!”

Master Of Sea Shanties

*deep inhale* rollin’ doWN TO OLD MAUI ME BOYS, ROLLIN’ DOWN TO OLD MAUI-

It kinda takes a lot to get him angry, but once you do...HOO BOY

he starts to see red and he will tear your arms from your body

excellent swordfighter (especially since he can climb walls and just stab you from the ceiling)

might let you ride on his back if you ask very nicely

more to come later if i think of it

[historicalsnail]

The Commander seeing a nude guy in the morning vs The Captain seeing a nude guy in the morning.