#the counts

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Hoks fav count

Count Umbranox: well, the Hero of Kvatch and I are good friends and I'm their favourite count in Cyrodiil.

Count Hassildor: Corvus, Corvus, you've been gone for 10 years and I don't think your "friendship" with the HoK is as strong as mine. They helped me with several things already.

Count Indarys: Well gentlemen, they assisted my son earlier in the crisis with an oblivion gate and that only shows that we are their favourite noble family with makes me their favourite count.

Countess Carvain: Boys, the HoK fought a whole battle before the gates of my city so please, get in line.

[royaltyandpomp]

THE COUNTS

H.R.H. Princess Marie Louise of Prussia, Countess von Schönburg-Glauchau; and Count Rudolf von Scönburg-Glauchau

[soulmusicsongs]

Funk Pump - The Counts ‎(Funk Pump, 1974)

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Post oblivion crisis meeting of the guys

Andel Indarys: why are these meetings always so late I mean we are inside a dark castle anyway.

Janus Hassildor: Because I don't have time for this stuff but you people force me to come anyway

Marius Caro: you mean because nobody shall find out that you are a vampire

Janus Hassildor: What-?! N..no!

Regulus Terentius: calm down, Janus. Everyone here knows that and to be honest- nobody cares.

Janus Hassildor: ...

Andel Indarys: like Corvus being the grey fox for the last ten years

Corvus Umbranox: wha- how can you know that?

Andel Indarys: just figured

Corvus Umbranox: oh..

Marius Caro: Guys, what will we do about the real problem? We all have oblivion gate fragments in front of our cities, Kvatch is still not existent and there's again no emperor.

Janus Hassildor: So we just do nothing?

Andel Indarys: great plan

Corvus Umbranox: I agree

Regulus Terentius: saves money

Marius Caro: well, see you next week then!

[soulmusicsongs]

Jazzman - The Counts ‎(Funk Pump, 1974)

[royaltyandpomp]

THE COUNTS

Countess Lee and Count Adam Lewenhaupt