Dec 1, 2012
"I shall play you the song of my people," said the Romani Viceroy as he used the Pied Piper Flute to call diseased rats upon the Duke who had killed his mother and the rest of her clan.
Okay I'm obviously paraphrasing here but still
Seriously, Your Grace, if you're gonna hire some hot dude to help you out with your scheme to get the riches of Hamelin by driving the people out via disease-infested rats, maybe you should run some background checks on him BEFORE you hand him the flute that controls the rats.