Nov 27, 2023
Bridge Records Stardate: 11/27
Medical Officer: Howdy
Captain: Hi. Did you just say-
Medical Officer: Shuddup. Have you taken your break.
Captain: What?
Medical Officer: Your break, the break we are supposed to take every day, you are supposed to take your break. Remember?
Captain: OHHHhh the Break. Yeah I sure did. Hey did you know I can’t drive?
Medical Officer: Stop deflecting- wait what?
Captain: I drove once when I was twelve but I don’t think that counts.It was bad.
Medical Officer: Are you s***ing me? You command a starship but can’t drive? What’s wrong with you?!?
Captain: I fell down the stairs as a toddler. Twice.
Medical Officer: Ok. Okay. Fine.
Medical Officer: You’re still taking your dang break.