#the docs

[thesoundofmadness]

if every pair in revstar can be put into the roles of Claire and flora what does that make mahiru

[bakingpotat0s]

Trickingyouintogettingexcitedaboutreceivinganaskonlyforittobeyourstrulycore

less so that i was excited, more so that i was surprised (this might be the first ask i've ever gotten???)

uhhh haha aaaaanyway you missed the married in red/dead plate fic and the beetlejuice fic and

[my-name-is-daniel-yes]

i've got to go to sleep because apparently it's already 11 and i didnt even realise but. guys you're never going to believe what just happened

[fleigies-cat]

I wanna make a blorbo, a cool gal that just exists that I can shove into the Homeless to be Sorted Later tab in Incredi-Stupidity. It will be cool and maybe people will like it!

Synthia

Synthia is an incredibly out of date robot lady heartlessly dumped into a junkyard by her creators, without being deactivated first. She came from a weird time in robotic advancement where the need for charging was seen as undesirable. A variety of solutions to the “problem” were tried, and one of the weirdest were the Humabots, robots designed with a form of veins throughout their body and an artificial heart, all filled with human blood. The idea was simple, the robotic heart would pump blood through the veins, which would push miniature turbines, which would generate electricity, which would be used to power the body. Human blood was used for the iron inside.

Despite the strangeness of it, Humabots were surprisingly effective, being able to run for long periods of time without maintenance.

But, like all strange attempts, Humabots were phased out and replaced. And that led to Synthia being chucked into the junkyard.

Her once sleek and white robotic frame has been covered in bumps, dents, scrapes and grime, red veins across her body cracked in places causing her to leak. Her left eye has completely stopped working at this point, leaving it rattling around in its socket. Yet she lives on. Repairing herself with scraps she can find, and slowly wandering around the junkyard.

She’s a survivor and nothing will ever hold her down, even her leaking blood reserves. Thankfully, she does have a few backup reserves in her back for emergencies.

I hope you people like her!

[isas-bathbombs]

well how do i recover from that

[incorrect-transformersprime]

ratchet: i would say the odds of that happening are coincidentally are vanishingly small

shockwave: i would say infinitesimal

knock out: and i would say they would be tennie weenie. we all know words

[kindahoping4forever]

SarahEiseman: @calumhood 🦋 an angel with genuine style and vision, on film #35mm