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transformers prime: drunk edition //ask box and submissions are open!// disclaimer: the characters all belong to Hasbro and the quotes belong to their original creator!

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bumblebee, listening to tik tok, thinking his headphones are in:

arcee: if you watch the pedro pascal edit one more fucking time

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wheeljack, recording for a tik tok: guys i can’t even make this up i promise i’m telling the truth

wheeljack, turning the camera around to miko: she’s literally doing the gritty in the base

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starscream, sneaking behind megatron with a knife in hand:

megatron:

megatron, loudly: i sure hope nobody stabs me right now because i was planning on making cookies later

starscream:

starscream: what kind

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starscream, dressed as sexy cupid: SHOT THROUGH THE HEART, AND IM TO BLAME

soundwave, standing there with a bouquet of flowers: so is that a yes to the date?

starscream:

soundwave:

starscream: *shoots soundwave with his cupids bow*

soundwave, in pain on the ground: it’s a yes

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ratchet, pointing at bumblebee who is lying upside down in vechile mode: WHO FLIPPED HIM

wheeljack:

bulkhead:

arcee:

smokescreen:

ultra magnus:

ratchet: WHO THE FUCK FLIPPED HIM? YOU KNOW HE CANT TURN OVER BY HIMSELF

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knock out: happy valentine’s day! any plans?

dreadwing: yes! the first valentine’s day i have something scheduled!

knock out: yay! what is it?

dreadwing: dentist appointment at three!

knock out: you are my most disappointing friend

[lionfloss]

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it’s late but happy valentine’s day to everyone :) i appreciate y’all so so much you have no idea the impact you’ve made on my life. i’m so incredibly lucky to have each and everyone of you :)) hope you had a wonderful day

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fowler, talking to the kids: what did you do?

fowler: you're not in trouble. i just need to know if i have to lie to the police again or not

you’re gonna have to lie babe

thank you for the submission!!

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optimus: in the club defeating evildoers

megatron: in the club evildoing

my new catchphrase

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miko, robbing a bank: okay everybody, hands in the air!

[everyone puts their hands up]

miko, already going mad with power: one hop this time!

TWO HOPS TWO HOPS

Thank you for the submission!!

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Ratchet, on Synth-en: "Hey Optimus, how's it hummin'?"

Optimus:

Optimus, blushing: "Ratchet please. There are humans."

Do what you want with this idea

i think we all know where that goes from there…ratchet gets grounded

thank you for the submission!!

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knock out, seeing breakdown buffed and polished: wow! got a date or something?

breakdown:

breakdown: i forgot to ask you didn’t i

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miko: i was just thinking…snipers kill people, and i’m a person…

fowler: those are both true statements but i fail to see how they connect

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optimus: this is your sign to do something spontaneous

wheeljack: *combusts*

optimus: that’s one way to do it

bumblebee: *starts crying cutely*

optimus: let’s keep the ideas moving people

bulkhead, tapping his leg: for you *hands him miko*

optimus: thank you

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starscream: as a prank, i replaced megatrons “i cant believe it’s not butter” with real butter

megatron, eating toast: WHAT-how can it, I DONT BELIEVE, i can’t-

*later*

*megatron in a straight jacket being held down*

soundwave: i don’t know doctor, i think it might have actually been real butter

knock out: he killed a dozen people

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Knockout, at a carcare store in his haloform trying to pick out a good wax: "Babe which one do you think would look better on me, Wizard or Viking?"

Breakdown, who's in his bot mode with just a wig and sunglasses on: "what about this one?" Picks up generic brand

Knockout: "YOU WANT TO PUT CHEAP CRAP ON ME?! I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!"

HOW DARE YOU BREAKDOWN

thank you for the submission!!

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raf: is any of this legal?

ratchet, making synth-en: i'm sure it's legal somewhere.

…false

thank you for the submission!!