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the thought of phil adopting baby piglin!techno from the very hot nether is adorable and i absolutely love it but what if techno was older, specifically for this interaction
phil: here, here’s a coat, it gets pretty cold here in the arctic empire
techno: i’m a grown ass man, i think i can handle a little cold
[approximately 10 seconds later]
techno, shivering: i’m a grown ass fool, is what i am
“Is that my shirt?”
George didn’t even look up from Twitter. “No.”
“Yes it is! That-” Dream wheezed. “That shirt’s way too big on you!”
“It’s mine!” George tried to act defensive, but he was barely holding back a grin.
“Wha-what did you do, go into my closet and steal my shirt?” Dream was practically cackling now, and Patches fearfully jumped off of George’s lap.
“No, it was in the laundry!” He smiled at Dream cheekily, and Dream lunged for him, both of them laughing wildly.
“Give it back George!!”
“No, it’s mine now, you can’t have it anymore!”
George danced out of Dream’s grasp, taunting him with a stupid face.
Dream chased his best friend around the living room, only barely missing George.
Then George tripped, falling backwards onto the couch. Dream landed on top of him, their faces inches apart.
They stared at each other, faces flushed wildly, breathing heavily.
Dream got up, dusting himself off. “You can keep it.”
“W-what?”
“You can keep the shirt.” he said, walking back into the kitchen.
“Besides,” Dream added, tossing the words over his shoulder, “you have pretty privilege anyway.”
i love knowing things about what my friends enjoy so that i can recommend media to them that i like and that i think theyll like. once i was explaining a new favorite show of mine to my friend sam and i was like “it’s got these two good voice actors, its super pretty, it’s really funny, etc.” and sam doesnt listen to other people very well so shes nodding and zoning out, and so i casually mention “...and its got enemies to lovers in it.” and she SLAMS her hands down on the table and flips around to face me it was very funny
i really enjoy looking at articles on the hermitcraft wiki
“how do you kill a god?”
techno stares you down and says, “you don’t kill a god, you kill for a god.” he goes silent, remembering the blood on his hands, the chair made of skulls, the screams and curses of the ones he has slain.
tommy doesn’t answer. he’s thinking of wars and fighting and explosions and how one man, one inhuman, powerful, deity, lived through all of that. he knows you can’t kill a god. he doesn’t know why you would try.
phil reminds you, “one person can’t take down a god. you need a team. keep your friends close.” he looks over his shoulder at ranboo, then turns back to you and drops his voice. “keep your friends close, and from one warrior to another, give him hell.”
dream looks down at you. and he just laughs.
so you guys like kidza,,,,,and i like dadza,,,,,so what im hearing is,,,,,meet the robinsons sbi au
finally i have found a way to use my favorite headcanon as canon which is uncle tommy and uncle tubbo to baby fundy in l’manburg
yknow how there are dog years vs human year? fox years vs human years. there we go. i’m a genius.
tommy and techno: *waltzing into l’manburg multiple times basically Completely unprepared*
me: what do you guys have against living??
