Day 8 of the Month of Questions
We don't talk about day 7
Magical Multiversal Mix-up edition!
In this edition, I will tell you two characters from different universes who are going to get yanked out and placed in eachother's situations. You can choose the most interesting time for that to happen to them. Alright, here we go!
1. False Rabbit's Foot Techno and that one fic where Techno is a bunny I forgot the name. Aka: Oh you're pretending to be a bunny? Try THIS!
2. Always at his side never in his sight Tommy and the Altars!Tommy. Assuming that Philza's adoption still counts for the new Tommy. Aka, oh you want to be seen and valued? Okey dokey then have a god!
3. Weight in gold! Philza and Shred your wings! Philza. Aka Birdie birdie birdie.. wait. Wait. Wait WHO ARE YOU WHAT NO AUGHHHH
4. Lambs!Tommy and Feathers and fawning!Tommy. Aka HaHA YOU THINK YOU CAN ABUSE THAT FUCKER? BET! Oh you can actually Fawning!Tommy is like so dead
5. Where do babies come from!Techno and 116 East Normal Street Techno. Aka why did you suddenly age up overnight and what in the world is wrong with all of these people (?)???
1.False Rabbit's Foot AND Bunnyblade's 5 year plan to to take over the world
Setting: FRF. The hybrid community at first are convinced Techno has always had the ability to turn into a rabbit. Bunnyblade is IMMEDIATELY very concerned with the circumstances and is full of bunny ptsd so he is going to bolt. Luckily, there is a beautiful lush forest out there. Unluckily, he is a useless cage rabbit. The origins community has a manhunt for him, and it's a lot quicker than 5Yr!Phil because they have powers Bunnyblade can't plan for. Only. They think he's a person and treat him as such. And so do things like, give him a quill, and respect him. So he decides this will be his base of operation for conquering the world he's been isakaid to (5Yr!Phil watches too much anime). After a bit though, the rest of the community tries to research more into bunnyborn, realize neither techno is one, and absolutely freak out. Human infiltrated and then DISAPPEARED?? terrifying.
Setting: 5Yr. Philza is having such a terrible day. wdym his rabbit turned into a person. and why does that actually lowkey make sense. FRF Technoblade is at first very panicked, then chills out when he realizes it's all humans, then gets very antsy when Philza is like, nice, then explodes when he realizes there is a government to overthrow here. Especially when a suspicious evil science organization tries to recapture their bunny. Philza is now frantically running after his new roommate, trying to figure out if he can still use this situation to get a date with Kristin.
2.Always at His Side, Never in his Sight AND The altars we sacrifice our futures on.
Altars: Setting: Technoblade is trying to figure out why his sacrifice has wings now. Tommy does not recognize him as his brother, completely different pig, not even a piglin. And is assuming he's been kidnapped given the whole uhhhhh being in a cult! He's immediately going phantom and running. Unforchieeeee Philza has insane abilities thanks to studying under two gods, and combined with the hound army, he's found very quick once he runs out of stamina and hunger. Wait this sacrifice food is really yummy... Tommy elects to stay for the duration of stuffing his face and then dipping again, while Technoblade frantically gives a powerpoint on how to not get killed by his own cult. Then Philza casually asks why Tommy is suddenly an undead abomination and which god he needs to kill. And he will kill them, even if it's Technoblade, not that he's wanting it to be Technoblade, but like, come on it's totally Technoblade, he gets to kill Technoblade right? I, uh, don't think A/N Tommy is actually having a very good time. But he isn't too scared cause a phantom can phase through Technoblade and Philzas' blood body control.
A/N Setting: While the royal family is scrambling trying to figure out what potion combination turned Tommy into a human (and probably de-aged him 4 years), he's having a swell time wandering around the castle, asking loud insensitive questions, and playing with Rantwo and Twobo (the cooler version of his orphan friends). Technoblade is ultra protective because Tommy is even more fragile, and struggling to process not being at fault for Tommy's death anymore. Which he like, okay he moved on and forgave himself, right, but that's still a LOT.
3.Worth Far More Than Your Weight in Gold AND Shred Your Wings to Make You Ours. UHhhhhh first we need to establish sizes! Elytrians will be comparable to human size in Weight in Gold.
WFMTYWIG Setting: [Kristin] see little man in nest. Hisss. Bad and scary. Need to defend babies from harpy. Likely tries murder, and Philza would return the favor. He would get bodied, though. Rip.
SYWMYO Setting: [Philza] is too big, and trapped in the house. Kristin is incredibly defensive because she has chicks in the house. However, because Techno is in fawn mode, he actually starts calming [Philza], befriending him, and eventually, using his wings to escape!
4.The Lambs Wolves Wear AND Of Feathers and Fawning.
Lambs Setting: Let's say Tommy is slightly after Phil kidnapped/saved him from exile. So incredibly prone to freaking out, getting trapped in alert mode, and fawning. Although, Tommy is actually not the most keen on F&F!Phil, even if he has the relief of Lambs Philza not being able to manipulate avian instincts. So he's wary, but ultimately a familiar face so he stays for help. And he's also making it clear he wants Philza to shove off for the most part.
From Philza's pov, Tommy isn't pretending to be his Tommy due to being blatantly monstrous. And unlike "Tommy" didn't kill his son. Now, it will take awhile for Philza to confirm that Tommy is genuine and isn't another layer of deception. But Tommy won't hear a whisper of that suspicion and hatred, and so Philza doesn't pose any threat. Basically a depressed guy who is obligated to help him when another monster is in the room.
In fact, Tommy becomes the threat, as Philza helps him process his fawning only to turn around and realize that's what Philza is doing. And Tommy is very angry about him fawning, and is going to confront "Wilbur" and "Technoblade" about abusing Philza and making him pretend to be nice out of fear. Tommy miiight be able to get "Wilbur" to back off because they have overlapping traumas/abusers. Really unclear on "Technoblade" though.
F&F Setting: Let's say "Tommy" is plopped in on the exile tower. Flies down, sniffing around. Goes Tommy-mode when the abuser shows up for kicks, he loves lulling to a false sense of security. The abuser is like craaap where did the wings go that's the central pillar of my master scheme rn. "Tommy's" like, lemmie fix that and busts out demon wings. The abuser isn't sure what up but does a bit of love bombing as an opening, "Tommy" just dissolves under it, right, cool, seems like the same guy..? And he just utterly melts when he starts stroking "Tommy's" wings. Only, once he has the kid supposedly deep in a grooming trance, and begins the negging, before he knows it his hand is bitten clean off. Commence the slow torture, because "tommy" does NOT appreciate the litany about how weak and childish he is.
5.Note: As Babies?!Techno is a piglin, and the only other human child Techno is, er, To Return the Favor of Raising Me......and the uh. severe amount fo zombies that are happening in there-
Raising Me setting: Techno sighs when he sees the zombies. Sure, that can happen too. He's not entirely convinced it's dangerous since nothing in his neighbborhood was. however, the aged down weird versions of everyone does get him to start worrying. That's a little far outside the norm of normal street. The kids are confused cause wait they aren't supposed to trust adults, and Techno is an adult now...he tells them eighteen is still a teen, so he's a teenager. And then proceeds to stare in increasing concern at everything happening in that house. Techno ran out of outraged reactions like a year ago, so he's not freaking them out. But he immediately is like alright, lock in, and starts sorting out some of the more blatant mental issues with his non traumatized adult brain. Really can't handle any of the like, murder and zombie things though, but the kids are a decently capable crew.
116 Str setting: AWWWWW LOOK AT HIMMMMMMM HE'S SO CUTTTEEEEEEEEEE
Techno is having 80 panic attacks now that he's finally not in constant danger (but his entire crew is going to DIE WITHOUT HIM). the moment he stops hyperventilating enough and has had a spa day, they find out Michael can just rip holes in reality and they send in a rescue team of magical girl + kraken + private eye + robot + whatever the hell goes and picks up the kids. And 116!Techno, who is happy to be home.
