pov you got unofficially adopted by the family who found you in their dumpster and now you and your new dad-figure are making pancakes and jamming to 80s music at 6am
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pov you got unofficially adopted by the family who found you in their dumpster and now you and your new dad-figure are making pancakes and jamming to 80s music at 6am
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pov mom said the dumpsterboy could come over and hang out if you did your homework but the playlist was on shuffle and your friendship anthem came on (pov you are not doing your homework)
close-ups of sabine's art under the cut!
I associate a lot of (amazing) fics with you, but the Sabezra mermaid AU fic you wrote a couple Sabezra Weeks ago is definitely up there!!! Ooooooh, and the dumpster verse my beloved!!!!
okay, back to answering asks from the Tell A Secret ask game!
The merfolk au! A secret surprise random detail about that fic... hmmm... Oh yeah, okay!
Instead of getting swept off to another galaxy by space whales, Thrawn and his fleet were dragged to the abyssal depths of the ocean by regular whales!
And, the dumpsterverse! My very first fic ever!!! My Firstborn Child!!!
So, something for this one is that, when Ezra turns 15, Sabine gives him a flash drive with digitalized versions of the videotapes his parents had made when he was a kid! He's both massively touched by the gesture and entirely horrified at the thought of her possibly having seen embarrassing baby videos of him in the process.
so anyway in the dumpsterverse i've decided that kanan and hera's house has a bunch of tiny little passages in their walls so that ezra can still be a vent gremlin even if he doesn't have vents to crawl around in
For the ask game: 17 and 29
Sorry this took so long to answer! But I wrote some bits slightly longer than average to make up for it! :)
17. Twin Blades And Beskar
“I never should have agreed to train her, Kanan,” Hera says, pain in her voice. “I should have just let her powers fade. I wasn’t even a Padawan when the Order fell. I don’t have the knowledge I need.” Kanan’s tone is gentle when he replies, and though Ezra can’t see Kanan from where he’s hiding, he can imagine the pilot gently putting his hand on Hera’s arm. “Hera, you’ve been raising Sabine since you were practically still a child, and you’ve done an incredible job. And—and even if you don’t have the knowledge to train her to be a Jedi, Luminara can help with that part, once we break her out.” “I don’t know about that,” Hera murmurs, a strange inflection in her voice. Kanan must notice it, too. “What? Why?” “Sabine… struggles. Master Unduli might think it’s better to—to stop training her, than to risk a Fall.” Ezra frowns, confused. A Fall? What’s that supposed to mean? “But I know Sabine won’t accept that,” Hera continues. “She’ll teach herself, and she’ll be in even more danger if she does.”
29. Graveyards and ghost towns (and other stuff you wouldn't expect to be bonding experiences but were anyway) (AKA the Dumpsterverse sequel!)
“I’m only broke for now,” Ezra insisted, swinging to the next bar and craning his neck to look down at her. “What if I’m a millionaire someday?” Sabine kicked at the wood chips underfoot, matching his pace as he crossed the monkey bars. “You could be a billionaire and I still wouldn’t marry you for your money.” “Well, obviously, because billionaires have unethical business practices and you hate capitalism.” Ezra pondered it for a second. “What about the tax breaks? We’d basically be cheating the government out of money, but legally. You like cheating the government.” “Very tempting,” Sabine said sarcastically. “Still no.” “Okay, but—” Ezra strained to kick his feet up to hook around another bar, and then he let go, hanging upside-down in front of her. “What if I got really good health insurance?” She avoided looking at him, because she knew she’d laugh if she met his eyes. “Yeah, I’m unconvinced.” “Darn it,” he said, clearly trying just as hard as she was not to burst into uncontrollable giggling. “I really thought I’d get you with the health insurance thing.”
If youre still doing the ask game: 27, 28, 29, 30
27. the Rebelvengers AU!
Ingenue narrowed her eyes. “I get the feeling your people have some problems with me working for them.” “Okay, point. But… I’d vouch for you. That would count for something.” She stared at him like he’d grown a second head. “You would vouch for me? Thirty seconds ago, I was trying to kill you!”
28. In Hindsight, This May Not Have Been The Best Idea
The Mando girl studied Ezra’s face for a long second, and Ezra was almost sure he’d done something to make her angry, but then she gasped, let go of his arm, and grinned. “Oh my gosh, you’re the guy from the SpaceTube video, aren’t you?!” Another Mandalorian standing near her gasped, too. “The karaoke boy? Oh manda, it is him!”
29. Graveyards and ghost towns (and other stuff you wouldn't expect to be bonding experiences but were anyway)
Sabine flipped to the next page of her book as Zeb came into the room. The kid was clinging to him, scrambling to reach the bunch of papers in Zeb’s hand. “Zeb! Zeb, give it back right now! Zeb! Zeb!” “Sabine!” Zeb said again, waving the papers around. “The kid needs a little help with his math homework!” “No I don’t! I don’t!” Ezra scrambled to grab his stolen homework from Zeb’s grip, but Zeb was too fast. “I don’t need help, I’m doing fine, Sabine doesn’t need to see those—”
30. Parenting For Dummies
The caf maker made a sad bwooooouuuh sound and shut off, and Ezra groaned with disappointment. “I dunno how much longer I can do this. It was fun the first three days, but…” “It’s been a week,” she filled in for him. “Yeah, I’m with you there. The kids are just so… awake, all the time. Do they ever get worn out?” Ezra opened the conservator, looking for something to eat. “You sound like Hera.”
1, 2, 7, 21, 30, and 66 for the ask game!
YEEHAW, LET'S GO!!
Okay, so, The first three you've chosen are ALL in the Time Heals 'Verse!!
1: Time Heals Old Hate (put your armor on)
Mace chuckled quietly to himself as he looked at the two Padawans, fast asleep on the couch in the common room of the ship. Shrugging off his cloak, he quietly draped it over them. Jacen shifted in his sleep as the cloak settled around him, and his presence started to prickle with unease. Mace understood instantly—he’d spent too long around soldiers not to recognize the telltale Force-effect of a nightmare.
hehe hoohoo angst
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2: Time Heals Book 3 (Title Pending)
Sabine awoke on the shore of a lake that gleamed like a thousand stars.
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7. What Time Cannot Take (Long As We Are Loved)
(This oneshot is a prequel to the main series, set shortly after Jedi Night. I've made myself cry over it twice already.)
“Could… could you teach me?” Sabine looked over at him, blinking her eyes quickly—from the blazing brightness of the Lothal sunset, and the tears burning her eyes. “Teach you?” “Teach me. The—” Ezra’s voice faltered, and he took a shaky breath. “The remembrance.”
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21. Graveyards and ghost towns (and other stuff you wouldn't expect to be bonding experiences but were anyway)
Kanan pulled his phone out of his pocket, and frowned. “Hold on. I gotta take this,” he said, and answered: “Kid, what’s up? Aren’t you at school?” Ezra didn’t answer right away, but when he did, his voice wobbled. “Mr. Jarrus? I’m… it’s…” He sniffed. “ ‘s not a good day.” Alarms started ringing in Kanan’s head. “What’s wrong? Are you okay?”
(you really did choose all the angsty fics, didnt'cha?)
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30. How To Train Your Mythosaur
“We have one goal: end the attacks.” Ursa looked around the table in the longhouse, eyes cold. “We cannot let the dragons keep raiding our village. We have to bring the fight to them.”
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66. The Surprisingly Angsty No Order 66 AU!!
“It’s not too late to back out,” Leia said, for the seventh time, as the ship touched down. Ezra shook his head, standing up. “I have to do this.” “You literally don’t, but whatever.” Leia cracked her knuckles, rolled her shoulders, and then punched his arm, just for kicks. “Now come on, blueberry. You’ve got a dinner to attend and a crapton of painful memories to relive, and I’ve got a party to crash and some Mandos to fight. Gonna be a busy day.” “Very funny,” he sighed, brushing past her and stepping out into the icy air. She smirked. “Oh, I’m not joking. You better believe I’m gonna be settling a few scores.”
currently giggling about The Scene In My Head where 15 year old dumpsterverse ezra is singing along to uptown girl and zeb is silently losing his mind because ezra has no idea that he is, in fact, in love with an uptown girl