#the favest

[marblehornetz]

U better get some antivirus for those strade blogs :/ I suggest Norton :/ does the job nicely

i am HOLLERING.

[marblehornetz]

the vibes u give off: "hey guys i would die for frank 'doc' dufresne." also i've never directly talked with you rly but you seem pretty nice n cool? and i think about medic sjw at least once a day if that counts as a vibe

JKHBDKVJH THANK U THIS IS ALL 100% REAL (other than cool i am a weenie man and anyone will attest to this,) 

[marblehornetz]

docmalley king

im not taking any others because this is the only one that matters

[fasaane]

[marblehornetz]

dex cries at the end

this is so real

[marblehornetz]

imagine fred but instead it's red team. sarge holding a camera and yelling HEY ITS REEEEEEEED

IM FUCKING CACKLINH 

FRED SEES A DOG AND SAYS “LOOK AT THOSE SQUIRRELS” 

SARGE SEES A BIG CAT AND GOES “LOOKIT THAT WARTHOG”

[marblehornetz]

it is late. you have had a nightmare. you roll over in a cold sweat, and that is when you see him. it is wario. 'wa,' he whispers. why is he there, you wonder, and you open your mouth to question him but he silences you with a gentle kiss. he tastes of garlic. you decide not to ask any questions, and roll over. he enfolds you in his flabby, jiggling arms and rips a truly massive fart as you drift off to sleep. it is 1.9 on the richter scale. you sigh happily. your husband is here. you are safe

WHAT THE HELL

[marblehornetz]

*gets lit on fire* im to hot (hot damn)

JEFF