#the flowerbed

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ii can fucking FEEL the brain trying to pump out another introject nuh uh siree youre going back in the peanut gallery FUCK YOU

[greenhouse-gardeners]

welcome to the greenhouse: its haunted.

hello, we are a median system! we are still figuring out things right now. below are introductions, and dont worry, this post is just a placeholder for now.

🏡Flowchi Elmflowers -- the core/host, main blog @elmflowers​

hi yeah its me flowchi im having a fucking identity crisis before finals. garden.

🌼Jane Doe -- the “worksona”, 18, younger sister of John, she/her

Hello. I do not have a Tumblr blog. I don’t know what I’m supposed to put here, because usually I just do work and work with colleagues. Pleasure to meet you. daisy. 

🌻John Doe -- the “normalsona”, 19, older brother of Jane, he/him

HEYYYYY im john!! i also dont have a tumblr blog cause like all of us who arent flowchi is gonna use this account. im one of the many ghosts that haunt this place LMAOO. like. flowchi is the greenhouse and me and the rest are the ghosts in it or like. the flowers? yeah we are all flower themed. oh yeah i mostly am the guy who talks with people flowchi isnt close to so like. social guy over here LOL. soooo ill probably be here a LOT. sunflower!

💐Lux Elmflowers -- the younger sister/”family flowchi”, just a little guy, flowchi splinter, she/her

YOOOO im lux im the guy who has to hang around the family all the goddamn tiiiimme. uhhhh im also the guy who was the longest out!! at like once. anyways im kind of annoying and spontaneous and shit. im younger than flowchi! OH I FORGOT IM A COMPUTER PROGRAM LOL. blue pansy!

💮Kui Elmflowers -- the voice of reason/”pretherapy”, he/they

yo. im the only goddamn reason this man is alive. now he has therapy and has his head on straight im now targeting his friends. and this guy should go the FUCK TO SLEEP. red lily.

🌹Anaphora Elmflowers -- the “dragon”, calmer these days, they/them

hello. i am flowchi’s negativity, anger, and all of that. the personal ones not the surface level angers. if all things go well, and there is no pain flowchi cannot handle himself, i should not be around much. rose.

🌺Flowchibot -- the child, they/them

hiiiiiii!!!! im uh. fucking tiny!! i can say fuck!!!!! heheheehehehhehee!!! lux is kind of like my older sister ish? im a robot! pink peony!

🐱‍👤Creatura -- the cat, he/him

mraw. nmremewema. mrawwwwwamrmwarm. mrrrr. MRAH. (hes a catnip flower)

🍊Dirk Strider -- Dirk Strider fictional

Hello. I’m Dirk Strider. I have been around a very long time. I’m still getting used to this, though. orange flower.

🥀Jason Todd -- Jason Todd fictional

heya im jason todd from batman and i handle all the “petty anger” and also english class. fuckin hell this is weird. i miss my siblings. red poppy.

🦇Bruce Wayne -- Bruce Wayne fictional

hi, i’m jason’s dad. im mostly chill, i think. hip with the kids? all i know is that i was 45 and now i cannot be 45. i miss my other kids. yellow begonia.

💙Dick Grayson -- Dick Grayson fictional

hey im dick! im the oldest of like 7 roughly, and also from batman. im more of a support for everyone else so im kinda a caretaker like my dad! bluebell

🎴Tim Drake -- Tim Drake fictional

i miss my bf. i miss my team. i miss the rest of my fucking family. one of these days i will fight god. red daisy.

👹Damian Wayne -- Damian Wayne fictional

I am Damian Wayne. I am an artist like Flowchi, and are from the same universe as the rest of my family. Green Hydrangea.

🏵Tyranni/Technosserine -- Passerine!Technoblade fictional

i mostly sing. yellow rose.

[greenhouse-gardeners]

sometimes a family can just be four lokids + one thor. thats it. just four lokids no parents no kids. bucky barnes is also here.

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guys we have a sun wukong here is there any lmk fictives or like general jttw/xiyouji fictives out here who want to talk to him. we cant make another goddamn fictive server we already run 3 and are working on a 4th .

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this is what i have been dealing with.

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Being a system is so funny. You will be talking to me under the assumption that you're talking to one guy. PSYCHE. it's FIVE guys. All of them are commiting to the flowchi bit. Izuru Kamukura from Danganronpa is also there. There's a cat.

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awful times at elmflowers HQ. sometimes i (flowchi) think im faking and then nights like these happen and i go ohh. there really is like thirty people in here huh.

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My best friend is amazing. I'm talking about how being plural feels less like it should be a mental illness and more like I'm a character from a victorian horror novel and he immediately edits together an image for that. I fucking love friendship.