#the frog.

[butterscotch-brigade]

[fireboltquaffle]

Our professor always tells us a joke in class. Hindi ko alam kung bakit napunta sa ganito ang usapan kanina. (Philippine Literature Class)

This is a story about a bright student and a biology professor. One day, the biology professor told the student to make a study about a frog. 

The student was curious if the frog can still hop if one leg is cut. He yelled, "Hop!" The frog hopped. 

The student was thinking if the frog can still hop if two legs are cut. Again, he yelled, "Hop!" The frog was still able to hop.

The student was thinking if the frog can still hop if three legs are cut. Again, he yelled, "Hop!" The frog was still able to hop. 

Now, the student was curious if the frog can still hop if all legs are cut. He cut the last leg of the poor frog. He yelled, "Hop!" The frog didn't hop. Again, the student yelled "Hop!" There was no response from the frog. *cricket sounds*

The student then wrote in his paper:

...I therefore conclude that when all of the frog's legs are cut, the frog becomes deaf. 

*wagas ang tawa ng mga ka-klase ko* :D