#the garages

[eyeoftheaxolotl]

oh yeah you guys might like this one

took several hours of pixel art but im so happy with it. my personal love letter to the garages is putting my favorite album in this game so i can give it to all my ocs

[internet-league-blaseball]

i’ve learned how to burn CDs! The Garages mixtape!!!! hooray!!! i was gonna post screenshots of the tracklist, but the tumblr mobile website post editor sucks, so if anybody wants it i’ll reblog with a link later…

[girltentacles]

garages songs are awesome cause i'tll be like a really apt anti-capitalist anthem that you need to understand like four points of obscure blaseball trivia to grasp

[fogwitchoftheevermore]

hey so remember when i said (checks watch) exactly a year and two weeks ago that my next garages edit would be 100 dmv/eyes in the dark? well guess what i finally finished.

[sadhoc]

my brain is melting

the band that wrote the number 2 song on my spotify wrapped, the garages,. this year is a fake band from an ARG (??? i think it's some kind of ARG???)

i got recommended them this summer by another baseball tumblr girlie, and based on their lyrical content i just kinda assumed they were former college/high school players who were still big fans.

thought they were like a poppunk band that wrote mostly about baseball. their bandcamp said they were from seattle. like where the mariners are from (to be fair i did think it was weird that none of the players they namedropped were mariners). and i thought that they were a normal band.

like i'm a long time los campesinos fan and they're constantly referencing soccer. and baseball metaphors are a huge thing in USamerican culture, so i kinda assumed that it was like that

anyway according to my friends they're from some ARG called blaseball that happened in 2020? like The Garages are a fake baseball team in the ARG, and the music is part of the ARG? i don't get it. i've been sending my baseball yaoi friends their songs and saying "this is so horii" or "god this is just what it's going to be like when this guy retires" and just. i feel deranged. what the fuck do you mean The Garages aren't a real band?

[white-collar-cannibal]

daily affirmations:

i am a credit to the team

i am like a laser beam fired at the sun

i need a theme that goes like "nana nana na na"

my redemption arc is coming up

[beguilingcorpse]

because it’s literally like. the shell is strong but the body’s weak you gotta learn how to yell before you learn how to speak it’s all bitter work with your face in the dirt do you think it’ll sting do you think it’ll hurt i want the burning taste of infinity put the scales in my eyes where everybody can see i just wanna be ok. i just wanna be ok!!!!