#the giandark shitposts

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obligatory I’m Still Here post!!

I am taking my very sweet time with BatDR but please know im still losing my mind overall about batdr in the background. I have a LOT of emotions about it, but haven’t made it all the way though—I am continuing to avoid spoilers! Be back soon ❤️🎢

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omg polls immediately makes a bert one which of my AU’s berts would win in a fight

Bad Blood (vaguely canon adjacent chill dad who took a train to throw hands)

Step Right Up (8’ circus ringmaster with too many problems)

Kitchen Nightmares (basically gordon ramsay)

Mayhem Mountain (man played roller coaster tycoon irl)

This Is Not Enough (pitched a fit about being fired bc then he can’t kiss joey)

Changeling The Lost (eats people)

House Always Wins (casino owner really good at pool and really bad at gambling)

Menace of the Bayou (big fluffy werewolf gets shot and says “lol my bad”)

Birdtrum (became a pigeon and ate corndogs off the floor)

Gladiator (punches people and people clap about it)

Voting ended onFeb 8, 2023

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my pfp as Baja Blastrum was drawn by @inkyvendingmachine and my pfp in all my other appearances save for Bosstrum was drawn by @doberart !

also BATDR spoiler below

as you can see I was BESIDE MYSELF with jOY when shown Bertrum’s BATDR appearance

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jackochallenge is very funny and I had to draw Norman since I don’t draw him nearly enough

he saw a bug

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my discord server has been drawing very small batims

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I saw a need

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when you’re the great bertrum piedmont nothing but the best will do

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