#the grumpy soldier

[arkofblake]

a man you simp for!

thats a LOOOOOOONG list but i'll give you a lil to choose from lol (these are in no particular order and this is also extremely difficult for me)

bellamy blake

jonathan byers

nathan scott

benedict bridgerton

anakin skywalker

bucky barnes

i try to choose one from every fandom but i have so many fandoms that i had to limit it to these 6 lol

[arkofblake]

we have sad, sexy, and sadder

those two sad ones……… you'll be hearing from my lawyer, kevin feige‼️

THE SEXY ONE?????????? mhm yeah okay yep alright🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭 (i already had it saved but i did in fact watch it twice just now)

[arkofblake]

can we take about buckaroo because i just wanna be lazy with him and eat takeout and ice cream and watch shitty good movies

omg wait i made a slideshow a WHILE ago talking ab what shows diff characters wld watch and for bucky i either said law and order svu or this is us i cant rmb which but honestly both work lol

no but fr i need this. desperately.

[arkofblake]

thubderbolts are confirmed to appear in the next two avengers films which means BUCKY IS GONNA LIVE EVERYONE CHEERED‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

[arkofblake]

need nicky’s 6’3 head ass to throw me around a bit

AND YOU KNOW HE WLD BE SMIRKING THE WHOLE TIME i need to lie down he will be the death of me

omg and like he wld sneak up on you too.

[arkofblake]

i need james buchanan barnes in my life immediately @murdockcastleslut

[arkofblake]

im trying to figure out a m*rd3r and @murdockcastleslut is making me wanna curl up in a ball and cuddle a picture of bucky

[arkofblake]

you’re welcome

i get my nails done at the salon but i would by him the nail polish that makes it taste nasty so he won’t do it but make a whole day out of it

you put it on secretly at first w/out him noticing so when he puts it in his mouth he goes full diva mode and basically has a fit over it😭

"babe why do my nails taste like actual ass?" "did sam do something to my nails while i was sleeping? he did, didnt he? asshole.🙄"

after a few times though he figures it out and rlly tries to stop biting and picking at em