#the guide wwdits

[patroclws]

fuck it, all the what we do in the shadows alternative endings together thanks to discord

[beansprean]

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Guillermo what were YOU doing at the devil's sacrament??

(ID in alt and under cut)

ID: 1. Waist up of The Guide and Nandor on a mottled peach background. The Guide leans toward him, twirling her hair with a free hand, and asks flirtatiously, "So are you a big spoon or a little spoon?" Nandor looks over questioningly while twiddling his hands. 2. Waist up of Nandor from the Guide's POV as he turns toward her and looms with an imperious grin, pressing his fingers to his chest. He replies, "I'm a knife." Laszlo and Nadja stand in the background behind him with Guillermo passing by behind them. In unison, all three turn their heads toward The Guide and say "He's a little spoon." 3. Repeat. Nandor whips his head toward the three, cheeks flushed and mouth screwed up in embarrassment. Nadja and Laszlo turn their heads toward Guillermo questioningly. Guillermo looks away awkwardly, face red and sweating. /end ID

[sculien]

I have a name! Shut up, familiar Tom! It's Doctor Tom! Oh, a ✨ doctor? ✨

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS 4.03

[tashdemetriou]

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS ↳ INTRODUCING THE VAMPIRES AND THEIR FAMILIAR BODYGUARD FRIEND for @pscentral​ members' choice — event 33: underrated tv & film

[tapiocats]

A Guidor(?) origin story

A fun little idea I had, what if Nandor got their initials all wrong ? :’)

[kayanne369]

The Guide telling Nandor that he's all about the conquest and not the victory is so damn cathartic cause I've been seeing WAY too many people accusing him of acting out of character. He's not. This is how he is. He's a war lord and is only interested in shit he can't have. Once he gets it, he looses interest and moves onto something else. This is what he has done through this entire damn series. It's one of his most obvious and consistent character flaws he has. He's a warrior. He likes to fight and you can not fight if there is nothing to fight FOR.

[poison-into-positivity]

I don’t think we acknowledge enough that the Guide’s whole thing is that she was cursed to a life of servitude to the Vampiric Council because she loved a Van Helsing. Like that seems relevant when we’re talking about her in relation to Nandor

[signodelacruz]

hell yeah dykes