#the hat fic

[emiwuaidmslomc]

Fandom cocktail night

Hat Fic Martini

[jaxoph0ne]

BUTT PLUG RUG AND HAMSTER IN THE LIVING ROOM?? don’t contact me

[breachthecycle]

infamous fics that i read and my thoughts on them

-the milk fic (brendon urie/ryan ross): uh. theres not much to say about it its just straight up weird

-the forest fic (josh dun/tyler joseph): OKAY LISTEN. FOR AN INFAMOUS FIC LIKE THAT THE PLOT AND STORY ARE GENUINELY WELL WRITTEN LIKE. ITS DISTURBING YES BUT ITS GOOD??

-the hat fic (daniel howell/phil lester): no.

-the eyeliner fic (frank iero/gerard way): idk man its just kinda weird but not as bad as some others

-the skin fic (daniel howell/phil lester): man that one is weird?? but its not as bad as the hat fic so yeah

-the lung fic (patrick stump/pete wentz): this one is obviously a crackfic so theres not much to say here either

-the chair fic (daniel howell/phil lester): BRO LEAVE DAN AND PHIL ALONE PLEASE 😭 that one is long. and weird. yeah

-the cherry fic (daniel howell/phil lester): that one is something... honestly its not as bad as the hat fic for me?? its just like gore idk

so yeah i read some others but these are my highlights. dont read them i swear

[thephamilybusiness]

Oh my fucking god I was talking to a nurse and someone actually did put a hamster in their ass

[hyacinthi-mortem]

Y'all I don't think this is a good idea

[phanartist]

Did you write ‘The Skin Fic’?

Swear on tabinof that you’re not the author of either one of the most infamous phan fics.

Did you?

No

Yes

No but I did write ‘The Hat Fic’

Yes and ‘The Hat Fic’

Voting ended onJun 14, 2025

[whydoyoucarewho-iam]

And every month, we buy a hamster.

I have been scarred for life

[father-philips-confessional]

i have gooned to the hat fic multiple times

Good for you my friend, good for you.