#the illithiad

[the-timid-birb]

i think about this line at least twice a day

Mrenden, you're awesome

[velvety-vixen]

listen, I’ve held this secret arcane knowledge for too long and only recently have I bestowed it on thepunchlineislesbian, but the world deserves to know about

the underdark sport of naked octopus wrestling

[velvety-vixen]

so according to the illithiad, the emotion illithids are most familiar with is frustration, and that just sounds like 150 years of temper tantrums and meltdowns tbh