#the inanity

[todisturbtheuniverse]

“among” the bushes. that’s gonna be my thing from now on. i’m not “hiding” in the bushes, sir. i’m among them.

[artificial-absinthe]

What the devil with those people saying that they were "traumatized ™ " when accidentally stumbled on smut at 12 years old while searching for fanfiction?

That's not a trauma, it's but an unpleasant discovery, and if you were searching for fanfiction instead of playing with your toys, that obviously implies that you were not a child anymore (regardless of how self-indulgent and comfortable it might be to lounge in that patronizing mind-controlling nonsense), but a teenager already in mind, and teenagers have this distinctive feature of being a hormones bomb. So stop acting like you're the purest angel who strayed from heaven because evil ™ writer dragged you to disgrace.

[junoinferno]

I just remembered I was at the grocery store and overheard a little girl tell her mom they had Maleficent's daughter costumes at Party City. I was really confused until I realized she meant Descendants and not Once Upon A Time.

[delicatesquashblossom]

You know that kid who proactively gets 16 books for their HI from the local university and hoards them for a few months until he scrambles through them the night before the HI is due (because he squandered the 4.5 months he had to do revisions) to find as he's returning them that the books he forgot about might've helped him more than the ones he looked through and found to be useless? And he hardly used any of the books at all?