Oh right! I I finished Series 1 of Gallifrey, I should give my updated impressions of the Gallifrey characters
Torvald → You know when I said “I wanna do to him what Achilles did to Hector in the Iliad”? I'm glad I (kinda) got exactly what I wanted.
Andred → (cue Avatar: The Last Airbender meme) “That’s rough, buddy.”
Narvin → My original read was “the human embodiment of that one damp couch spot that’s been there since 2006 and you’re too scared to ask why.” Nothing in Series 1 changed that.
Braxiatel → I still stand by “he reads a Thesaurus for sexual arousal.” But now I know that if you ever mentioned having “lewd thoughts,” he’d scoff… and then quietly slide you a sticky note under the table with the Gallifreyan equivalent of an ISBN number. It’s a Thesaurus.
Romana → "I do sort of like it when she's rude to me. Hopefully that's more a psychological defect than a weird sexual thing."
K9 → I'm convinced there's secretly a little cat inside K9 with little foot pedals that's managed to fool everyone into thinking they're a robot dog. I'm onto you K9, if that is your real name
Leela → Needs more knives. (Someone, probably: “But she already has a lot of knives!” Me: more.)
On a serious note though—Leela is one of the sharpest characters in the entire Gallifrey lineup, and it kills me how often the characters mistake her lack of academic vocabulary for a lack of intelligence. She has this razor-honed intuition and emotional intelligence that lets her cut straight to the heart of a situation while the so-called “brilliant” Time Lords are busy posturing and debating semantics. She sees people clearly, she understands patterns, and she acts decisively—qualities none of the mean nerd virgins around her seem to fully respect because she doesn’t couch it in the pompous language they take seriously. She’s a perfect example of a character whose intellect is rooted in instinct, observation, and lived experience rather than books and theories—and that makes her both incredibly capable and deeply underappreciated. Honestly, Leela deserves a medal for surviving Gallifrey without stabbing half of them.
Arkadian → hehehehe slimy.
(OG post here)