Jan 27, 2020
Me: *proofreads or works with paper files*
The Skype-App on my work laptop: "So I see you've been 'inactive' for five minutes, are you even working you lazy piece of shit? I can and will announce this to the whole company."
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Me: *proofreads or works with paper files*
The Skype-App on my work laptop: "So I see you've been 'inactive' for five minutes, are you even working you lazy piece of shit? I can and will announce this to the whole company."
Me: *adds one (1) lawyer on LinkedIn*
LinkedIn: "I see you've added one lawyer to your network; how about also adding this divorce attorney from Hamburg? This corporate lawyer from the Netherlands? Those 20 guys from the same firm you've never heard of? Let's throw in a few profiles completely in Chinese for good measure as well, because they have the § sign in their bio. No, I don't accept that you're not interested in that. You've added one lawyer to your network, that means you want to add ALL OF THEM!"
So I was bored this afternoon and instead of doing anything productive I filled up the interpretaqueue again, so prepare for about a week of low quality memes feat. mostly neural MT, but also the return an old personal favourite.
Btw, the interpretaqueue has run out, so supply of memes might slow down a bit
I made so many shitty interpreting and translation memes today instead of being productive that I'm setting up a queue (#the interpretaqueue), which is going to post all my quality content™ shitposts (and a few reblogs from my drafts) over approximately the next two weeks. So enjoy!